(The Odinson's hang their hats and gloves and went to the family dinner table)
Odinson Family: Hey-yo!
Odinson Brothers: Hey-yo!
Uncle Cul: It's the Super Odinson Brothers, from the TV.
(Everyone laughs)
Uncle Ben: They give an Oscar for Worst Actors?
Aunt May: Hey! (slaps him)
Uncle Ben: What I do?
Loki: (nervous laugh) So, uh... So everybody saw the commercial then?
Uncle Cul: Uh-huh. We seen it.
Loki: And?
Uncle Ben: I wouldn't quit your day job.
Uncle Cul: Oops. He already did.
(Everyone laughs)
Frigga: Well, I thought it was incredible. It belongs in a movie theater.
(Odin serves dinner: pasta with mushroom)
Loki: Ah, mushrooms?
Odin: Everybody likes mushrooms, right?
Thor: I love mushrooms. I'll take them.
Uncle Cul: Loki, seriously. What were you thinking with that commercial?
Loki: What? It's supposed to be funny.
Thor: Can someone pass the bread?
Uncle Cul: Yeah, but what's with the outfits? Plumbers wearing armor?
Loki: That's right. You gotta have a trademark. Gotta stand out.
Frigga: Don't listen to them. The world laughed at Da Vinci, too.
Thor: Uh, Aunt May's right you know, Ma.
Loki: Dad? What did you think?
Odin: I think you're nuts. You don't leave a steady job for some crazy dream. And the worst part....You're bringing your brother down with you.
Loki: Thanks, Dad. (leaves the table) Thanks for the support.
(Everyone looks at Odin)
Odin: What I say?
(Meanwhile at his room, Loki is playing a game, then switches to the TV)
Thor: (enters) Hey. (sits) Nah, you're not bringing me down. You know what! What do they know, huh?
Loki: It's not just them. Our whole lives, everyone's telling us, we can't do this, you can't do that. Sick and tired of feeling so small.
News Reporter: A water main burst underground today. Stopping subway service and flooding downtown Brooklyn.
(Loki turns up the TV Volume)
Mayor Sylvie: Everything is under control. I promise you. We are very close to fixing this.
Citizen: Out of the way!
Citizen 2: It's alright!
Citizen 3: Somebody help! Somebody save Brooklyn!
Loki: Save Brooklyn? Thor...This is our chance! Destiny is calling!
Thor: Destiny Del Vochio from High School?
Loki: What? No! Just come on!
(Scene transcends to flooded area as the brothers arrive on the scene)
Flood Worker: (plugs up water) I got this. (bursts up)
Loki: They're not even looking at the right place. Come on, Thor.
(Loki uses a crowbar to open a manhole, water starts draining)
Thor: You are not seriously considering....
(Loki jumps in)
Thor: Loki! (laughs nervously, then jumps in)
(Inside the sewer, The brothers wade toward their destination)
Loki: We gotta get to that pressure valve.
(We see the pressure valve shaking)
Thor: Loki, really?
(The Odinson's climb across the pipe, as Loki tries to turn the valve, it snaps off as does the pipe and the brothers hang on to it until they crash into a sewer wall)
Thor: (groans) I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.
Loki: Come on.
(Loki walks away)
Loki: Whoa! (sees a room filled with pipes) What is this place?
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The Super Odinson Bros. Movie
FanfictionA Prince named Loki travels through to Asgard with a princess named Maddie and an anthropomorphic tree named Groot to find Loki's brother, Thor, and save the world from a ruthless titan named Thanos.