(We now see Loki entering the Hulk Ring to the jeering of Hulks, we hear a growl as another door opens, a Hulk runs out, "Incredible Hulk Rap" from Incredible Hulk 64 plays, crowd cheers)
Hulk: (to the tune) I'm Hulk. Incredible Hulk. Oh, yeah. Hi, Dad.
Abomination: No, don't. Don't do that.
Hulk: Dad, wave back.
Abomination: Enough with the showboating.
Hulk: What do you mean? They like it! It's what they came here for. Dancing pecs.
Abomination: Okay, simmer down. I said, simmer down!
She-Hulk: Hulk! Hulk!
Abomination: That means you, She-Hulk.
She-Hulk: H--! Sorry.
Abomination: Now, since I want this fight to last more than 5 seconds, I put power-ups around the arena. You're welcome, Loki.
Hulk: I don't need anything special to break every bone in your tiny body. (prepares)
Loki: (laughs nervously, looks at Maddie (who is counting on him), prepares) All right.
(The battle begins, Loki attacks but gets caught and slapped by Hulk)
Princess Maddie: (gasps)
Groot: Oh, my...Okay...
Abomination: Guess you're not getting my army.
(Hulk sends Loki near the edge)
Hulk: Is this what you came for!?
Hulk Fan: I love you, Hulk!
(Loki gets up and sees the "?" Block)
Hulk: Hi, Dad. Love you.
(Loki races toward the "?" Block but gets spotted)
Hulk: It is on, like Incredible Hulk! (attacks but misses)
Loki: (hits block, grabs a mushroom) You're about to pick on someone your own size. (eats Mini mushroom)
Crowd: (gasps)
Loki: (attacks, but shrinks instead of growing, stops and realizes it)
Abomination: I guess he got the wrong mushroom.
Hulk: (chuckles)
Loki: (laughs nervously, then screams and runs)
Princess Maddie: Ooohh.
(Loki continues running but gets caught and flicked by Hulk, returns to normal, Hulk rolls toward him)
Princess Maddie: Get up, Loki!
(Loki does so and continues to avoid Hulk and hits another ? Block to reveal a Fire Flower but get extinguished by Hulk, Loki continues to fight but Hulk gets the better of him)
Hulk: Had enough?
Loki: (exhausted) Not even close.
(Hulk super punches him up Loki then looks up and sees Maddie)
Princess Maddie: Loki....
Loki: It's-a me.
Princess Maddie: The box...
(Loki sees the last ? block, hits it and lands to reveal Cat Loki)
Crowd: Aaawww.
Groot: He looks adorable.
Princess Maddie: He really does.
Loki: Oh, what? I'm a cat?
Hulk: (laughs) You got the cat box!! Oh, my... Oh, I'm sorry.... I'm sorry. Okay. Now, you die. (attacks)
Loki: (dodges, realizes something) I'm a cat.
(Hulk keeps attacking but Loki uses the cat skills and dodges, then scratches Hulk)
Loki: Meow.
(Hulk keeps attacking but Loki uses the cat-skills by dodging and fighting back until...)
Loki: Had enough?
Hulk: (exhausted) Not even close. (almost falls but gets saved)
Loki: I'll take that as a "yes."
(Hulk is defeated, the crowd cheers for Loki)
Groot: Yes! That's my best friend!
Crowd: Loki! Loki! Loki! Loki! Loki! Loki!
Abomination: Yeah, yeah.
(After the fight, Maddie puts an ice pack on Loki's cheek)
Princess Maddie: That was incredible! He kept beating you senseless and you just got back up? You just don't know when to quit.
Loki: Huh. Well, never thought of that as a good thing.
Princess Maddie: It's a great thing.
Loki: Thanks. I...
Hulk: I let him win, just for the record.
Loki: Really, though? Why would you do that?
Hulk: You want to know why? It's mind your own business that's why! (throws a barrel at Loki)
Loki: Alright you big monster!
Abomination: Enough! Get inside.
(Loki, Maddie and Hulk got inside)
Abomination: We've located Thanos' ship. He'll arrive at Asgard by sundown. Lucky for you guys, I got a shortcut.
Princess Maddie: We beat him there and ambush him.
Abomination: Yeah, I know. That's why we're gonna need karts!
(Scene transcends to Kart Garage)
Everyone: (gets amazed)
Abomination: Well, what are you waiting for? Pick your karts.
(Everyone begins to create their karts with the aid of Builder Hulks after creating their karts, everyone heads to the Hulks)
Hulk: (whispers to Loki) I hate you.
Princess Maddie: To Asgard and the biggest fight of our lives. Here we go!
(The karts head out)
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The Super Odinson Bros. Movie
FanfictionA Prince named Loki travels through to Asgard with a princess named Maddie and an anthropomorphic tree named Groot to find Loki's brother, Thor, and save the world from a ruthless titan named Thanos.
