The Super Odinson Bros. Movie

Thanos is informed about the Plan/Battle on Rainbow Bridge

(Back at his castle, Thanos sinisterly puts on a top hat then comes out with happy looks with a bouquet of Piranha Plants)

Thanos: Princess Maddie...here we are. (chuckles nervously) I guess, love really makes a guy come out of his armor.

(Piranha Plants snaps at us until Thanos stomps on them)

Thanos: (chuckles nervously) Let's rule the world together. Forever. Will you marry me?

Ebony Mal: (dressed as Maddie) Oh yes!

(Just when Ebony Mal was about to kiss Thanos...)

Chitauri General: (enters) Ahem!

Thanos and Ebony Mal: What?!

Chitauri General: We have found the princess and the mischievous human. He has defeated Incredible Hulk and won the Hulk army.

Thanos: Like was Maddie was super impressed?

Chitauri General: It appears so, yes. They are heading toward the secret passage.

Thanos: Oh, they think they can surprise me, huh? Two can play that game.

(Meanwhile at Chronopolis, everyone on their karts race on toward the secret passage but then they see the edge of the road)

Loki: Umm...No one panic. But, the road is about to end.

Abomination: Well then, you better step on the gas and buckle up!

(Everyone does so including Loki as he screams and after a while, everyone lands safely on the Rainbow Bridge)

Loki: (laughs and jumps with his kart) Woo-hoo!

Princess Maddie: (to Loki) Is there anything like this in your world?

Loki: What?

Princess Maddie: (louder) Is there anything like this in your world?

Loki: (laughs) No. We don't drive on rainbows.

Princess Maddie: What are you gonna tell me next? That the Titans aren't evil?

Loki: No, no. They're usually heroes in a TV show.

Princess Maddie: No way.

Loki: Yeah. Come to Brooklyn, I'll show you an episode.

Princess Maddie: (laughs) Maybe I will.

Hulk: Dude, is this you flirting? This is painful.

Loki: Listen, we were trying to be nice.

Hulk: You are so embarrassing. A princess would never go out with you.

Groot: Yes, she would. I guarantee she would.

Princess Maddie: Guys, Enough.

Hulk: Alright, alright.

(Hulk and Groot starts to back up as Loki starts talking with Maddie. Meanwhile, Thanos spies on Loki, then growls then the car with Chitauri appeared near on Rainbow Bridge)

Chitauri General: Attack!

(Chitauris drive in and rams the Hulks)

Princess Maddie: It's an ambush!

(a Chitauri was about to throw a Bomb, But...)

Abomination: Defensive position!

(Hulk Army retaliates, Chitauri General appears with a monster tank)

Chitauri General: Loki, you're a dead man.

Loki: (sees a cross roads) Split up!

Princess Maddie: Loki!

(Everyone splits up as Loki tries to avoid Chitauri General, but soon gets hit with Bullet Bills, then swipes a kart from a Chitauri. Meanwhile, Groot, and Maddie are trying to avoid the Chitauris, Maddie gets surrounded but she manages to hit the other but not before the Chitauri fires a Bullet Bill at a cliff, the cliff breaks the road)

Groot: (screams) I'm too cute to die! (falls)

(Maddie then manages to save Groot)

Groot: That is how you princess!

(Meanwhile Loki continues getting pursued by Chitauri General but gets caught)

Chitauri General: Time to die, Loki. (truck crunches kart, laughs evilly)

Loki: (climbs and sees Hulk, continues, then jumps on Chitauri General then lands on Hulk's kart)

Hulk: See ya! (fires barrel)

Chitauri General: No! (truck gets destroyed)

Loki: Wah-hoo! (thanks Hulk with a slug on the arm)

Groot: Yeah!

(Unbeknownst to our heroes Chitauri General is still alive)

Chitauri General: You...can't escape me!

Loki: What?

Chitauri General: BLUE SHELL!! (flies toward Loki and Hulk)

(The shell hits them and falls, with Maddie and Groot looks in horror)

Loki and Hulk: (screams as they fall)

Princess Maddie: No! No, Loki!

(Hulk Army stops)

Abomination: No! No...no!

(Thanos' army captures the Hulks in Chitauri Clown Cars as they fly toward the Castle)

Abomination: Get your clown claws off me!

(Thanos laughs evilly)

Thanos: Goodbye, Loki!

Princess Maddie: We have to get home.

(Maddie then drives away, meanwhile Loki and Hulk starts falling)

Hulk: Hey, this is your fault!

Loki: My fault? You're the one...

Hulk: Stop talking! I don't want the last thing I hear before I die to be your....

(Loki and Hulk then splashes into the water Hulk gets his head conked and is about to drown until Loki saves him and surfaces)

Hulk: Loki... You saved my life.

Loki: Yeah. Well, I won't tell anyone.

Hulk: Good, please don't.

Loki: Okay. (feels something) Umm, did you just feel something?

(a Jaws appears in the surface)

Hulk: Swim!

(the Jaws eats Loki and Hulk)