[Candy Wrapper] <HxH x Reader>

7

*Flashback continuing*

After a good 20 minutes, y/n had created a playlist which had included:

-CPR
-4 BIG GUYS
-California girls
-Barbie girl
-WAP

Just as she was going to title yet another funeral playlist. she had decided that it was safe enough to go out to the kitchen and check what's going on sensibly.

"Uhhh mom do you know these people?"

"They were trying to steal food and I thought I they were intruders so I knocked them out lol"

"Oh"

"But they were extremely injured and they surprisingly got knocked out after one hit haha"

"😨"

"I need to go out to shop for more ingredients because they ruined some of the food, go look after them while im gone ok?"

"No thanks 😨"

"It wasn't a question."

"😨"

She then smiled threateningly at you with her eyebrow twitching

"We don't want another body to look after do we?"

She smiled and you shivered in fear.

As she walked out of the house you got bored so you decided to squat down and stare at their face for a good thirty minutes before grabbing a tree branch from the garden and poke them to check if they were dead or not, and stare for another 10 minutes.

'Why is she staring at us- shit I'm starting to sweat, wait she's leaving! Yes! Wait what is she doing with that stick'-

poke

poke

STAB!

"OW WHAT THE FUCK KID"

"oOps"

As the blonde male started shouting, the shorter one with a scarf wrapped around the lower part of his face immediately sat up from the loud noise and started grumbling to himself.

A/n:
ALSO TYSM FOR 300 READS LIKE OH MY GOSH TYYY

Edit: 7th February 2024
Sorry for not posting recently, I'm dealing with some family matters and I may or may not be able to post for a bit, my phone is going to be taken away for a few weeks because my parents are mad and they said my phone was the problem, I'm so sorry for not being able to post but I'll immediately start writing after I get my phone back. 😭😭😭