Male OC x Louise Belcher | A Bob's Burgers Fanfic

🔦The Belchies🔦

I DO NOT own Bob's Burgers. This is just for entertainment purposes.

TANNER'S POV:

Since it's a slow day at the restaurant, me and the Belcher kids are at the beach looking for anything using a metal detector. It's pretty fun, even though we haven't found anything yet. Until . . .

NO POV:

(slow beeping)

(steady quick beeping)

Louise: Dig, Gene!

Gene: AAAHH!!!

Gene did just that. He's so excited that he doesn't even notice that some of the sand he's tearing up is flying into Louise's face.

(Louise sputters)

Gene: Show me the treasure!

Tina: Maybe it's some tin foil and we can recycle it.

Gene: Maybe it's a shovel, and I won't have to dig with my hands.

Tanner: I'm just excited to find anything, really.

Louise: Look! It's a watch!

Louise pulls up the watch; however, the owner of said watch was with it, too.

Ollie: (coughing)

Louise: Ollie? How long have you been down there?

Ollie: Where's Andy? He was supposed to unbury me.

Andy: There you are! I've been digging all over for you!

Tanner: I'm not even (chuckles) gonna ask.

Tina: Is your brother around?

Andy: He's over there playing with Zeke.

They look over to see Jimmy Jr. and Zeke doing some wrestling.

Zeke: Okay, Jimmy Jr., put me in a crotch-lock and see if I can get out of it.

(both grunting)

Tina: Zeke.

Gene: This is why I'm only friends with women.

Tina: They're on the wrestling team together. I could help you practice, Jimmy Jr. Tomorrow's good for me.

Jimmy Jr.: Thanks, but me and Zeke are going to watch them demolish that taffy factory tomorrow.

Zeke: We're gonna watch it get blowed up. Boom!

(explosion noises)

(Zeke and Jimmy Jr. grunting)

Zeke: Scoop.

Jimmy Jr: Ow! Ah!

Louise: Tina, Gene, Tanner let's go.

(Zeke grunting)

Louise: We've got a whole beach to comb.

Gene: Yes, sir.

Tanner: Have fun, you two!

Zeke / Jimmy Jr.: Thanks!

Tina: I'm good.

Zeke: Come on! Hah! (grunts)

At Bob's Burger's . . .

Teddy: Bobby, want to come over and watch the game tonight? I'm making a three-bean salad, but it's bring your own bean. Can I put you down for garbanzo?

Bob: No.

Linda: Nah, he can't. (Sing-song): Bob's got plans tonight. 

Bob: (chuckles) Yeah, Teddy. Um... Sunday nights me and Linda have, uh, you know, an arrangement.

(Linda and Bob chuckle)

Teddy: Oh! Scheduled sex. Eh... Do you want to borrow my Sade tape?

Bell Rings

Gene: Guess what we found with our metal detector?

.

.

Another metal detector!

Bob: (stoic tone): Yay.

Tanner: I found a Swiss army knife. A little rust but it still works.

Tina: And I found this on the beach. I think it could help me. (holds up a book titled: The Darkest Crevice)

Linda: Ooh. Passionfruit paperbacks. Juicy!

Teddy: Too bad you kids can't take the metal detector over to Caffrey's Taffy Factory. Find his secret treasure before they tear the place down.

Louise: Whoa, whoa, whoa... ho, secret treasure? What are you, ah... What are you talking about?

Teddy: Whoops, there I go again. Divulging amazing secrets. Yeah, my Uncle Paddy told me about it. He used to work in Caffrey back in the '50s. He was his maid.

Bob: Your Uncle Paddy was a maid?

Teddy: All maids were men back then. Until women joined the workforce and took all the maid jobs away.

Linda: All right, girls! Go, girls!

Teddy: A big part of Paddy's job was dusting Caffrey's money. Caffrey didn't make his money from candy, you know. He was a bootlegger!

Gene: I believe the term is leg-warmer.

Teddy: No, it is not, Gene. Anyway, Caffrey ran liquor during Prohibition. There are tunnels under the factory where they brought the booze in with boats at high tide. And the tunnels were booby trapped to keep out the G-men...