Tanner Sterling -- a young boy (13), who has a tragic past. It wasn't until he lost someone very dear to him that led to him going on the run. Join him as he embarks on a crazy adventure when he became a temporary residence at the Belcher Household...
I DO NOT own Bob's Burgers. This is just for entertainment purp
Tanner's POV:
You know those old, small restaurants that have those big video games like PAC-Man? Well, it seems that Mr. Belcher wants to do something similar to that by getting a video game called BurgerBoss. Which makes sense since this is a burger restaurant.
(video game music playing)
Gene: That's the song I want to lose it to. Mm-mm-mm!
Bob: This is exciting, right? A video game, right here in our restaurant.
Tanner: I'm surprised we haven't thought of this sooner. A lot of cozy restaurants have games like this.
Bob: Yeah, I used to be pretty good at this game, too. By which, I mean best in the entire school.
Louise: Wow.
Bob: Yeah.
Louise: We would not have been friends.
Bob: I think we would have, Louise. I was very cool.
Tanner: I'm one who likes people depending on their personality. You seem like you were one who was shy in school and is independent.
Bob: Yeah.
Tina: I'd be your friend. I don't care if nobody likes you.
Gene: It's him or us, Tina and Tanner!
Tina: Uh, I don't know. Don't make me choose.
Tanner: I pick all of you. I'm not seeing that as a problem.
Bob: Yeah, I think this could bring in some real business. Maybe enough that we can finally get that new vent hood.
Linda: Oh, or we could get sailing lessons.
Tina: Or we could buy gift cards. They're as good as cash.
Bob: No.
Louise: We could buy an island.
Bob: No.
Gene: And then a smaller island nearby, for farting.
Tanner: You'd have to wear a gas mask before you even step one foot on that island.
Gene: That's what makes it Flatulence Bay!
Linda: Did somebody say sailing lessons? That's a great idea!
Louise: You said that.
Linda: Oh.
Bob: Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves, all right?
Gene: Fart island.
Linda: Sailing lessons.
Bob: God.
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(Video game music playing)
Tina: Look out! Ketchup bottle.
Bob: Agh!
Kids: Ooh!
Bob: I know, I know, the ketchup's a killer. But I got on the board. 80,000 points! B-O-B... one. Heh. "BOB1."
Unbeknownst to anyone, Jimmy had noticed BurgerBoss through the window, and decided barge in. Cause he's Jimmy.
Jimmy: Hey, BurgerBoss!
Bob: You play?
Jimmy: Ah, a little.
Bob: All right. Well, why don't you try beating my score?
Jimmy: Okay.
Bob: Go ahead.
Jimmy: (breathes in) Alright (sighs) Yeah, you like how these fingers feel, hmm? Yeah, you do, don't you?
Linda: Huh?
Jimmy: Yeah, I bet you never had someone this good. Aw, you make me feel like a king.
Bob: Jimmy, my kids are right here.
Jimmy: Ooh!
Gene: Please stop, we're just leasing it.
Tanner: Is it possible to replace my ears? I think they're defective by all this crap I'm hearing.
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