I DO NOT own Bob's Burgers.
This is just for entertainment purposes.
Tanner's POV: It was a slow day at Bob's Burgers. I was helping Mrs. Belcher with organizing things at the counter while her biological kids were cleaning the tables -- the most kid-like fashion. By pouring water into Gene's mouth who then spits on the table.
Gene: 🙂I'm a human spray bottle!
Linda: Kids, just 'cause your father's not here, doesn't mean you can spit-shine the tables.
Tina: Is Dad ever coming back?
Louise: I don't know if it means anything, but when he kissed me good-bye this morning, he said "Goodbye Louise! I'll never ever see you again!"
Linda: He's just at the dentist, Louise.
Tina: Dr. Yap is dreamy. When he's looking at my molars, it's like he's looking right into my soul.
Linda: Well, I'm glad you like the dentist, Tina, but your father doesn't feel the same way. Getting him there is like pulling teeth. (laughs) Get it?!
With Bob - At the Dentist . . .
Bob: (anxious sigh) I don't like the look of you. (picks up a piece of dental equipment)
Bob: (feminine voice): "You can trust me, Bob."
Bob: Yeah, but what about your friend? He looks really scary.
Bob: (deep voice): "I'm-a cut ya."
Just then a female dental worker came in . . .
Bob: Aah!
Dental Worker: Dr. Yap will be right with you.
Bob: (high-pitched): Okay.
Dental Worker: Don't touch the instruments. They're sterile.
Bob: So, it's okay, we're friends.
Dental Worker: No, it's not okay. You're not supposed to touch the instruments. I was being serious.
Bob: (overlapping): Right, right, I'm sorry, yeah. Of course.
She then leaves and closes the door, only to open it back up to say . . .
Dental Worker: Those aren't their voices.
Bob: I know.
Back at Bob's Burgers . . .
(doorbell jingles)
Gayle: Guess who's on new meds!
Linda: Gayle! What a surprise! Look, kids, your Aunt Gayle is here. Oh, my God. You didn't even call. Who does that? Just you.
Gene: And she brought a suitcase.
Gayle: This is the first stop on my Eat, Pray, Love trip around the world.
Linda: All right! Aunt Gayle got her groove back... sexy.
Gayle: I'll only be here for a few days, on my way to lndonesia. Or maybe just home again and order lndonesian take-out.
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Male OC x Louise Belcher | A Bob's Burgers Fanfic
HumorTanner Sterling -- a young boy (13), who has a tragic past. It wasn't until he lost someone very dear to him that led to him going on the run. Join him as he embarks on a crazy adventure when he became a temporary residence at the Belcher Household...
