Chapter 6: This Sucks

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It's been a week now, after working with Hazbin Hotel removing some pesky intruders... Permanently, and also helping around I.M.P. While also getting Updates from Carmilla about plans to help around Pentagram city. All in all it was very busy. And some how I OWED LOONA a favor...

(flashback) 

"...Loona thy need to request a favor from thee?" I ask, she looked up "I don't owe you a favor?" Loona says, "... thy know, but if thee is asked from a favor from thy, then thy owes YOU a favor, it's how thy works." I say, she gets a grin on her face she knows how strong my favors can be, "ok whats your favor." Loona asks, "... thy request food." I say. 

Till this day, I regret a lot as Loona has not used her favor yet, and that's what worries me, ever since Octavia asked dumb questions on what it was to be alive, And I answered that one because I loved my lived life. With this Hound now having her favor at a ready. Ughh this could not get worse. 

While in the I.M.P van, Blitzø was driving everyone into office. Loona was in the passenger seat, Moxxie and Millie were in the middle, and I was in the middle of that middle. Blitzø was playing loud music he didn't know how to sing to. When we were about to pull in another vehicle, swirved into the parking spot we were about to enter, this caused Blitzø to panic, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT." 

He slams on the breaks, causing Millie and Moxxie to fly into the seats in front, but not me, for I had a stance, which made me ahrd to move. What the hell was that. I look out the window and see what unfolds. "Oh you suck for ife do yeah." Blitzø says then pulls out a megaphone, where did that come from?

"Listen here you un-original pink cum dump you have 3 god damn seconds to get your car out of our parking spot." Blitzø says, and the drive steps out, she looked to be a succubus, with a heart shades and pink coat. "oh shit Verosika." Blitzø says, Verosika then blowed a bubble of gum, "Blitzo." "I should've known you be here I could smell fish for miles which is odd because the nearest ocean is *splats on the ground* three rings down." Blitzø says making a fool of himself. 

"and I should've known you be hear when I heard the amber alerts" Verosika says making a nice comeback. "Oh yeah, I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab, I can see your still a drunken whore, clutching onto that beelza juice bottle like it's the last cock in hell." Blitzø strikes back, Man this is funny. "they let me out since im still famous, and rehab if for sad loser wash ups. So your sister says hi." Verosika says, Wait Blitzø has a sister?

"why are you parking here, this is the only parking spot my company has so take your tampon racecar somewhere else." Blitzø says, "actually prick it has my name on it." Verosika says pointing to the ground where it did have the I.M.P logo, but was spray painted over, and the name Verosika was there instead, wait when did she do that, man im asking so many questions.

"I'm doing a bit of freelance for one fo the infinitely more successful companies in the building, and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break." Verosika says, "no way." Loona says in shock "A WEEK. No no you are not parking here for a fuckign week." Blitzø denies. 

"ohhh you mad Blitzo, you gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel steal their car, and "run three rings around maxing my card on shitt horseback riding lessons." Verosika starts and Blitzø soon joins in, "god damn it whore you will not let that go." Blitzø finishes,Ok in my opinion I wouldn't either I'd hunt you down and most likely kill you to be honest. "Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika insults flipping Blitzø off as she walks past the Van,

Loona then hides down but still watches, as another Hellhound walk past causing Loona to go mouth gaping, "hold on you better move that pussy wagon right now or I'm gonna-" Blitzø gets cut off by the growling of the hound behind him. Fuck hes gonna die, and if hes dead, I'll lose all the favors he owes me... which is 2 for now. 

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