After a few minutes of waiting I could slightly over hear Blitzø talking in his office, I sit closer to here what hes saying. "ohhh Blitzø your such a good boss" Blitzø mimics Millie's voice, "yeah I really want you sir." Blitzø says mimicking Moxxie's voice "Yeah me too." Bltizø says mimicking Millie again. "Yeah, I'll do any favor for you." Blitzø says mimicking my voice.
What... The... Fuck, I only been working here for TWO DAYS. "Let's Fourway." Blitzø says in his normal voice. So if I stab myself and die, would I get sent back to my hell, or would I just be reincarnated again in this hell, tempting.
I thought to myself because I ant to kill myself from what I was hearing inside Blitzø's office. Suddenly the phone rang. (remember this is first person perspective, so your going to just have to see the episode to know what stolas says, which I believe everyone reading has) "WHAT" Blitzø yells.
I couldn't hear what the other side was saying, but it was easy to tell from Blitzø reaction. "WHAT THE FUCK STOLAS." Blitzø shouts. So this Stolas guy said something so nasty even Blitzø is concerned, I should've went back with Alastor. "ughh, look I just had a chemical peel so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass." Blitzø says.
I'm sorry what? "ah well make sure she washes it." Blitzø says. "We're assassins not bodyguards okay, don't invite us to shit unless someones going to die." Blitzø states, atleast he knows what hes doing... I think "pay me what?" Blitzø says, "DONE" Blitzø says with a something smashing as well.
Never mind. "M & M and Alex get in here, we're going to LooLoo land." Blitzø says with his voice being echoed. I watch as both Moxxie and Millie enter the room, "LooLoo Land?" Moxxie says opeing the door confused, "LOOLOO LAND." Millie says smashing her head through the door window. "LooLoo land." Blitzø repeats, "SHUT THE FUCK UP." Loona shouts from the distance. I couldn't agree more.
After that show, they piled us into the Van, I was in the trunk, Lovely, While the Owls were in the middle area, Moxxie and Millie were both in the front with Blitzø driving. After about a 30 min trip we arrived at the destination. I noticed that they let out the Owls first, and almost forgot about me, if I didn't pound the back door.
"Oops sorry there." Moxxie says opening the trunk of the van for me. "..." I stay silent still, with an angered look, hidden behind my helmet. I fucking hate doing a bodyguard job, when im already a bodyguard at ANOTHER PLACE. I internally yell as I catch up with the rest of the group by the entrance. "Now remember this is work and work only me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs all right. Also I wouldn't go near the one in armor. Hes- *whisper*" Blitzø says mumbling the last part into the owl's ear. His feather puffed up for a second, before looking away.
What the fuck did that fucker say about me, that this owl seems to now be intimate, I will cook that bird. "hey dad, do we have to." Octavia says before getting cut off by Blitzø, "Okay hold on there sweetie, if you try to fuck my ass in this park I swear to-" blitzø says before he gets cut off by Stolas, "You are so cute when you are serious." Stolas says booping Blitzø on the nose. Kill me again. "I'm literally gonna be sick." Octavia says.
"oh crumbs I knew today would be a lot what do you need. Antiacids, Ibuprofen, Morphine." Moxxie says tossing pill bottles everywhere until showing a ton of needles out of his bag, "that was figurative old man." Octavia says walking away, "Oh right, but she said it was literal." Moxxie says tossing the needs into a stroller. I have no comment.
"so what your deal you... edgy looking knight... what are you a cosplayer or something." Octavia says to me. "..." I remained silent, if only you knew the truth. "not a talker, most guys like you are." Octavia says walking away. Again, if only you knew. I deiced to stand by in an area where I could see the owls. Until this big apple with a creepy smile walked up to Moxxie causing him to scream, "well hey there I'm LooLoo, welcome to LooLoo Land. If y'all get hurt just try and sue us." LooLoo says. "look via, its LooLoo." Stolas says trying to excite his daughter,
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Hell and Dahrkness (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel X For Honor)
FanficI haven't seen many, well actually almost ZERO STORIES about the Black Prior from For Honor. SOOOOOO why not be the first. This will be my second story created here. This will be a story about a Black Prior (BP) named Alexander, or Alex of short d...
