Are mission was killing a ton a of lumber jacks and to be honest it was a just a bloodbath for them,
as we finish up the portal open and the tree Blitz cut down crashes through as a head roll into the offices with Moxxie holding a revved chain swain the tree that fell down from "That was a Fuck ton of lumberjacks." Blitz says as Millie spider crawls into the office,
"AHHHH IM STILL SO JAZZED UP." Millie says, I then enter the office with a lumberjack head still on my sword as i fling behind me back into the human realm as the portal closes. "well you better stay jazzed hacha babe because guess where I'm taking you tonight-" Moxxie get cut by Blitz
"dont you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence moxxie besides drinks are on me tonight lets hit up the new dive down the street." Blitz suggests "Actually sir it's our one-year marriage anniversary so I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the lust ring," Moxxie says,
"OZZIE'S no way that place is always booked." Millie cheered, "yeah well I've been planning it for a quite a while." Moxxie says as Millie jumps on him and they start making out.
"uhh can you to not." Blitz says, "i'm sorry sir maybe another time." Moxxie says, "oh it's fine i can come with the two help celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy." Blitz says.
I heard all of this from the other room, oh shit I don't want to be seen by them, and i already RSVPed to Ozzie as well as Bee's later tonight, shit, ill just have to stay towards the back of the place then. As i finished my thought Blitz walks through the door whistling and goes straight to his room, and also avoid Blitz.
After a bit I waited for Moxxie and Millie to get ahead start, which also made Blitz take the same lead as he was following them, soon enough i made it to the lust ring out side of Ozzie's to see Millie and Moxxie go in.
This was my first time in Lust and well its as much as i thought it would be but in a more flashy way, when Blitz was up he tried to well let's say he got caught and thrown out, go go go go.
I made it to the front go the line where the bouncer stopped me. "Reservation?" the bouncer asked, "... Alexander." I say Even if im not on it ill just show him the text. But he checks his list, and his eyes go wide, "Alexander you're on the VIP list, please go right on in." the bouncer says bowing as i entered.
The place was very fancy, with a little lust spin to it as there were cages with half naked strippers. A waiter lead me to a table, which also had my name on it. Damn he really did put more work into this that I thought.
"what can i get you tonight sir?" the waiter asks, I look at the menu, but I'm not a heavy drinker, "... ill have the Crimson Blood Wine." i say as he takes the menu away and leaves, i look around at the other tables, with almost every table having 2 or more occupants
I should probably inform Ozzie that im here, but he's probably busy. I then noticed Moxxie and Millie towards the front right side of my area, and at the same time, i See not just Blitz but Stolas as well in a table about two tables to my right. I get my wine and the show begins.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I see some sexy faces around here tonight welcome welcome to Ozzie's. Lust rings number one place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies put on display for all you sleeves and sleezets the gem joint of Asmodeus himself come on give him some love" Fizzorali says as the crowd starts to clap, wait that demon looks familiar.
"i am the one and only Fizzorali some of you might recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy bogic replicas across the rings of hell gloriously designed by the big man himself and ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great line up for you tonight, Verosica Mayday, Wet dream, and the Squirters. But as everyone's warming up I got a funny one for y'all did any of you hear about the batshittery that happened at LooLoo Land, Haha oh yeah wow i tell you what I'd sure liek to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn that off brand shit show and then slap a fatsubin (legit idk what he was saying there) in it cause I'm looking very much a to sue." Fizz says
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Hell and Dahrkness (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel X For Honor)
FanfictionI haven't seen many, well actually almost ZERO STORIES about the Black Prior from For Honor. SOOOOOO why not be the first. This will be my second story created here. This will be a story about a Black Prior (BP) named Alexander, or Alex of short d...
