Hell and Dahrkness (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel X For Honor)

Chapter 8: Weird Floating Children?

            As I was about to enter the room I heard an explosion, which hastened my movement. What I saw was Blitzø aiming his gun at the exploded tv. "Nice one B." Millie compliments, "give me another one Mox." Blitzø request as Moxxie grabs another tv and begins flipping through the channels, until landing on one about 'Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory' and once it finishes, "Bingo" Blitzø cheers before shooting the tv. 

"wooo your on a roll sir." Millie compliments. Suddenly the floor begins to shake. "guys, do you feel that." Loona asks, "Oh shit is that a Hell shake?" Blitzø asks, "That's possible?" Moxxie asks looking at me, I just shrug since I didn't know anything about it, being here for only a month. 

"Alright don't panic Moxxie." Millie say grabbing Moxxie "I'm not panicking because Hell shakes don't exist." Moxxie says, "stop getting hysterical fatty." Loona shouts shaking Moxxie before smacking him into the wall, which then immediately burst open causing rubble to cover Moxxie. 

Then this weird tech sinner comes from said burst. "do not be afraid." He says, "please tell me you got that insurance thing." Blitzø says, "Who are you and what do you want." Millie says defensively "I am Loopty Looffy dastardly invertor of all things loopy and luffy." Loopty says, I don't like this tech stuff, I prefer the simpler things. "could have used the door dude doesn't have to be this whole thing." Loona says, "I am essentric and therefore must do eccentric shit." Loopty says making weird movements. 

Yeah I can't deal with this guy, I'm gonna step out of this one. I walk through the door and wait for the meeting to end. While waiting I get a message from an unknown number but not 1 number there were 7 of them, each from different unknown numbers. 

I would think this is spam, but the order of this makes no sense. Each individual message formed another message "Meeting midnight, Meet at gate of Juddeca." Juddeca? That's the Treachery ring (It's the last ring in Dante's Inferno, a good read) Midnight tomorrow... I can make that, but why make it so decrypted, why so secretive, I need to know. 

Just as I put my phone away the door open and Blitzø calls me in, stating were going to kill some rich person. Soon we arrive on this tour bus, the Imp's were in horrible disguises as I was hiding in their shadows. We eventually get to the house, well more like mansion. "Lets do it gang." Blitzø says out loud, with in obvious site of other humans, they quickly job down the bus and make are way towards the window.

"And here we see 3 Tacky stalkers, and an ominous shadow about to attempt a murder thing like this can happen to famous people all the time." The tour guide says, as the people take picture, I stand corrected. 

We look inside and he is pretty much knocking on deaths door. "wow that machine did a number on him." Moxxie says, "Good bye my one ture love, all the riches of the world can't fill the emtiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value." Lyle says before kissing a photo of 'stock money' and then making a noose with his IV. 

"oh fantastic he's going to do our job for us." Blitzø says. "Should we go in there and tie it for him." Moxxie suggests but decided not to as he is getting ready to hang himself, as everyone had popcorn and drink with them, what the where did the food come from, and why didn't I get any. Just as he was about to do the deed, the noose glows bright and an angelic pulse explodes from it, I quickly block the force with my shield, as the other imps were sent back with Blitzø sock puppet flying away. 

I look back through the window to see 3 flying creatures. "oh lord I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now." Lyle says seemingly afraid. "who the fuck are they?" Blitzø asks, "oh no, sir those are-" Moxxie gets cut off by the angel baby (Cletus)"CHERUBS Mr. Lyle."