Chapter: 3 Scrambled

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I woke from the bed, well woke is a lie I never slept. I left my room and headed down to the living room. Once I was about to reach the door, Alastor stopped me, "oh by the way, apparently mis Red X wants us to also take care of these eggs." I look down and see 5 eggs with orange eyes and their shell cracked to make a mouth. What the fuck? Were my only thoughts.

"yeah apparently our newest guest as them around and Vaggie needs us to get rid of them so I thought we could use them for where we are going." Alastor says, I shrug not caring, I just want to get this fucking meeting over.

After that we then finally leave the hotel, we then we start walking down the road, the eggs following behind "are those antlers real, as in your ears or your hair." "can I touch your coat" "is that staff plastered oak wood" The egg bois say, Alastor looks like he wishes he could kill them. After a few minutes of walking I sensed another dark presence, a presence I've met before. Then we get stopped by the one I met before... Zestial.

"Hark Alastor, Alexander. How fare thee this day?" Zestial asks, "Who's that boss. You want me to rough him up for you?" Egg Boi 1 says, "Follow in silence if you value your shell." Alastor threaten, Man if I could bring these eggs back to Astrea she might have used them as a meal, but they are good comedians, a jester maybe.

"greetings Zestial." Alstor says, "Hark Zestial." I say, "oh so you open to him but no one else truly, I see." Alastor says seeming upset. "Thyn commonalities with Zestial here are that of high acquaintance, I can share things that other would fine... lacking." I answer.

Zestial chuckles a bit, "ah, the weather doth become this fine day." Other demons around flee in panik at the site of use three all together, primarily fear Zestial and Alastor they don't know me... yet. "indeed. Looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon." Alastor says, I see a demon in the back poor something on themselves and light a match as they burn instantly. "If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams. How art thou?" Zestial says directing his attention to Alastor,

"it has been an age since thou hath graced us with thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to... Holy arms." Alastor then laughs at the question, "Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing too serious. Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes." Alastor finishes with a laugh as Zestial chuckles "There too hath been rumour of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy. TELL ME, how does thou fall to such folly?" Zestial asks as he flashes his coat which is the interior of a spiders web, interesting I'm more of the wolf thing, but eh not my point to judge, and princess of hell? He must be refering to one of the emploies of the hotel, maybe the blonde one Charlie cause I don't think it's any of the other ones.

"That is for me to know. But please do guess, I'd love to know the theories." Alastor finishes, as Zestial again chuckles, he love to chuckle a lot. "To be grander folly by far to assume the workings of your mind, Alastor. Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm, and I can see easy opportunity from thy behind." Zestial finishes eye me, I don't want to be apart of anything I just want to do my job and see my other Priors.

"Coming from someone as ancient as you, I take that as quite the compliment. And him, I see him as an emo version of you." Alastor says. We continue to walk down the road till  we reach into an alleyway, with round like rooms, we then shift in me being in the back and Alastor and Zestial in front.

The egg bois tried to enter but Alastor stopped them, "no, no, I have a very important task for you. Stay here and guard the front until we return." Alastor commands as the egg bois stay and salute the door closes and the rooms rises, ummm why is their an egg in here then, must've got sucked in when we were moving, seems like they don't care. Once we reached the top a ding noise was made and the doors opened.

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