Bloopers!

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The characters are acting.

Blooper 1: Accidental kick.

Sonic looks down at Y/N who is still unconscious.

Sonic let out a sigh, his concern for Y/N growing as he looked at their peaceful expression. He moved closer to them admiring their sleeping form.

Suddenly Y/N wakes up and pretends to kick Sonic in the pelvis but their foot goes' too high, too fast,

The production crew wince at the impact. 

Sonic: FUCK!

Director: Cut! Cut! Okay, let's all take a break and make sure everyone is okay. Are you alright, Sonic?

Sonic: Yeah, I'm alright. Just a bit surprised, that's all.

Y/N: Oh my gosh, I am so sorry! I didn't mean to kick you that hard. Are you okay?

Sonic: It's alright, accidents happen. No harm done.

Director: Let's make sure we have a proper safety talk before we resume filming. Safety first, everyone. And Y/N, maybe we should go over the kicking choreography once more during the break.

Blooper 2: Fish

The studio provides Y/N with a live fish big mistake.

Y/N nods and with that Sonic scoops them up and runs west.

Tom scoffs before the two return a second later their fur drenched. Sonic has seaweed on his head while Y/N has a fish in their mouth, both of them have a mad expression.

Sonic: So, as we crashed into the cold dark waters of the pacific, I realized a few things. A I have no idea where I'm going. B saltwater stings. C We shouldn't be on this planet right now, but we are because why? YOU SHOT US!

Tom: I know.

Sonic: You shot us.

Tom: I heard you the first time. You don't need to pile it on.

Sonic: WE'RE COLD! WE'RE WET! Y/N GET THAT FISH OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! Clearly, we're not gonna be able to do this on our own!

Y/N pulls the fish out of their mouth and slaps Sonic with it. Tom breaks character and begins laughing. Y/N continues to slap Sonic.

Sonic: No Y/N! CU-CUT!

Blooper 3: Fish in throat.

Y/N nods and with that Sonic scoops them up and runs west.

Tom scoffs before the two return a second later their fur drenched. Sonic has seaweed on his head while Y/N has a fish in their mouth, both of them have a mad expression.

Sonic: So, as we crashed into the cold dark waters of the pacific, I realized a few things. A I have no idea where I'm going. B saltwater stings. C We shouldn't be on this planet right now, but we are because why? YOU SHOT US!

Tom: I know.

Sonic: You shot us.

Tom: I heard you the first time. You don't need to pile it on.

Sonic: WE'RE COLD! WE'RE WET! Y/N GET THAT FISH OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! Clearly, we're not gonna be able to do this on our own!

Y/N glares at Sonic but then the fish wriggles in Y/N's mouth and goes down their throat.

Y/N immediately starts coughing and choking, desperately trying to get the fish out of their throat. Sonic panics and rushes over to help, patting Y/N on the back.

Y/N pulls on the fish tail trying to get it out. 

Director: Cut! Cut! Y/N, are you alright? Are you choking?

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