Frightening ( Monsters University One-shots. )

Incorrect Quotes pt. 1

Mike, looking at a drawing Boo made: I see... A very peculiar hand!
Jade: I see a giraffe
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Miles: A person can really hear themselves think out here.
Miles's mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?
Miles: Well, that was a mistake.
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Leen, trying to comfort Y/N: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Mike: Did you wash the dishes?
Sully: I thought you wanted to do that...
Mike: *chuckles* You were WRONG.
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Y/N, wiping tears from their eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it's meant to be...
Jade: I'm literally just going to the store.
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Leen: Cronch.
Leen: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.
Jade: No, don't-
Leen: Too late.
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Y/N: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Miles: Oh, you've been?
Y/N: Once. In Monopoly.
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Y/N: Leen, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Leen, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.
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Y/N: What is wrong with you?
Miles: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Sully: So what's for dinner?
Leen: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Sully: ...
Sully: Is it soup?
Leen: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Sully: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Leen: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
Sully: STOP!
*one hour later*
Sully: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!
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Leen: How is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Jade: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Leen: But pink.
Y/N: And it's hot.
Leen: PINK!
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Sully: What's your biggest fear?
Mike: That I'll never be good enough for anyone.
Miles: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Jade: Zombies.
Mike: ...
Miles: ...
Jade: BUT they can open doors.
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Miles: Jade, remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life?
Jade: No, that doesn't sound like me at all.
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Y/N: I'm sad.
Miles: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Miles: And das not good.
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Y/N: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.
Y/N: *glares at Miles*
Miles: Well, sorry I have morals!
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Miles: I told Y/N that their ears turn red when they lie.
Leen: Do they?
Miles: No.
Leen: Then why did you tell them that?
Miles: Because I can do this.
Miles: Hey Y/N! Do you love us?
Y/N, with their hands over their ears: No.
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Jade: I wasn't that drunk.
Y/N: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Jade: BECAUSE YOU ARE!