WARNING!
This story contains strong language, violence, gore, blood, and abuse. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
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A/N
As the title of this story suggests, it's about dark humor. If you do not appreciate dark humor or might find it offensive, please skip this story. The offensive jokes are what will bring out the scare in part two. Arigatou.
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Kim laughed hysterically as they all cracked jokes. "Okay. Okay. Everyone chill." She held her hands up in the air, trying to control everyone as well as trying to still herself.
Luke stepped in for her. "Stop laughing."
Jake spoke up. "You can't blame us; the joke is way too hilarious."
Lucy said. "Okay. Who's going next?"
"Toby?" Kylie told them, unsure.
"Yeah, it's Toby." Kim confirmed.
"Ahem. Ahem." He cleared his throat. "What's the relationship between pussy and KFC?"
"Ew." Julie cringed.
"Wrong." Toby replied. "They're both finger-licking good."
"Yeah, they are both finger-licking good." Jake laughed and agreed.
"Well, no more jokes about female genitals, please." Lucy said, making efforts to stop chortling so loud.
"Let's get really dark, guys." Kim suggested.
"How dark?" Jake inquired.
"I don't know. How dark can dark humor get?"
"Let's do dark humor." Julie added.
"Isn't that what we've been doing since?
"No, Luke." Kylie told him. "Just dirty jokes."
"Hm."
"Who's going first?"
"Let's go by numbers-"
"I'll be first." Kim said, not allowing Toby to conclude.
"I'll go next." Luke shrugged.
"I'll be fourth."
"You'll be third, no cutting lines, Julie."
"Ugh." Julie gave Jake a side-eye.
"So, I'll go next." Jake smiled.
"Douchebag." Julie scoffed.
"Language, little lady." Toby warned. "I'll go after Jake."
"I'll say mine after Toby." Kylie told them.
"I'll be last as usual." Lucy plainly spoke.
"It's not always good getting stuck in last place, you know?" Kim said to Lucy.
"Might be last in games, but my grades aren't." Lucy responded in her British accent.
"Sick!" Toby chuckled.
"Okay. Okay. Enough chatter!" Kim put them in order. "Here's my joke."
"Let's see what she's got."
"So I'm in a band, and our stage name is 999 megabytes, but we've never gotten one gig."
They all found her joke funny except for Luke. "That's not dark. Let me give you mine."
"So, I like to make jokes about orphans, yeah?"
"I love orphan jokes." Lucy giggled.
"Of course you do, creep." Julie rolled her eyes.
"Argh! Let me finish before you get into your little banter, will you?"
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