You were a person with interesting taste. Most people have celebrity or fictional crushes and here you were, obsessing over an SS Class Criminal. None other than the Grim Reaper, Ragna The Bloodedge. You had an entire shrine in your room dedicated to him. It had cardboard cutouts, figures, ita bags, even a body pillow of him. You were obsessed with him.
One day, you were walking around Orient Town when you saw a man with white hair wearing a red jacket.. It can't be him, right? It's probably just a cosplayer.. But who would cosplay a criminal? (other than you of course.) You decide to follow him, just in case.
"Um... Hello sir.. Are you perhaps the famous SS class criminal that wields the Azure Grimoire?" He takes out his massive sword, Aramasa and points it at you, startled that you know who he is. "What's it to you!? Are you with those NOL bastards!? Or are you just trying to get on my damn nerves!" He gives you a glare. "Not exactly.. I'm actually a fan of yours and was wondering if you could sign this.. Eheheh~" You laugh nervously and take out the body pillow. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!?" He became flustered, staring at the body pillow. "Why the hell would you want me to sign.. THAT!?" "Don't question my strange tastes, alright! I'm just... A fan of yours!" "Tch, damn creep leave me alone!" As he walks away, you cling onto his leg. "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~ Sign itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt~" "Ugh, FINE! If it gets you off of me!" He takes out a pen and signs the pillow. "THERE! Happy now, brat!?" "Thank you!~" You walk away, happily.
Weird way to greet somebody but that soon escalated into something much more as time went on.
You decided to sneakily follow Ragna and hunt the Novis Orbis Librarium alongside him. You have a little bit of experience from studying at the Mage's Guild (though you didn't really pay attention to any of the lectures) so you had... A mediocre amount of strength. You were more of a lover than a fighter, after all. You disguised yourself in a female NOL uniform which consisted of a backless minidress and a hat.
You run up to a bunch of soldiers and cast a fire spell, burning them all to the ground. "Wow, I don't remember being this strong~" Suddenly more approach and you get outnumbered. "....Spoke too soon.. GAH-" You suddenly get knocked out.
You wake up back in Orient Town. "Are you awake?" A black haired woman with a panda shaped hairclip looks at you, concerned. "I'm Litchi Faye Ling. A doctor here in Orient Town. Ragna brought you here. He said you got knocked out on the battlefield." The heterochromic white haired man walks into the room. "There he is. I'll leave you lovebirds alone~" Litchi teased and walked away.
..Lovebirds? What did she mean by that..?
"Ragna..? Did you save my life..?" "D-Don't say it like that! I just.. Couldn't stand to see an innocent life in danger.. AND IGNORE WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID, DAMNIT!" The Grim Reaper blushed.
"Good Guy! Your girlfriend's awake!" "TAO!" A small cat looking girl, apparently named "Tao" charges into the room. "Good Guy was super worried about you! He carried you like a princess in here and kept chanting "please be alive, please be alive.." He even kissed your forehead, meow!" "S-SHUT UP! NO I DIDN'T! Hey, Tao! If you shut up, I'll buy you 20 meatbuns!" Ragna sweated nervously. "Too late to bribe her~ I already know~" You teased, making him even more flustered. "So you do feel the same way~ Hehe~" You playfully kissed his forehead.
(sorry if this was cringe this was kinda rushed lol. also title unrelated, i just picked a random song title lol)
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oneshots i wrote while bored in class
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