Kim kardashian in Harry Potter and other aesthetic sexy crossovers

flashback to dementor stuff

Ok so this is what happend to Ray Toro and mcr and then maybe this whole fuckibg thing will make sense

My Chemical Romance were going to the magical wizard world of hogwarst to connect with their magical roots (they are all wizards) and theycoincidentally got onto the same train as the Arctic Monkeys, but in the chaos of the station they didn't notice Ray stopped. To tie his shoelaces and then he missed the fukign train becuase trains are fukcig stupid
So he didn't know what to do except try to get there on a flying car instead... yeah he was going to do that it wasn't all bad

Oh fuck A mysterious hooded figure came up behind him I WONDER WHO THE FUCK THAT COULD BE HUH???
And then uh idk he blacked out Or somethibg

Heres the bit he doesn't remember because they wiped it from his brian

"WooaoOoOOoOoO" screeched the dementor when his eyes opened
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" obviously Ray screamed because
"Hi I speak English I can translate what this guy is saying, sorry if we are scaring  you, he said: Hello if I am correct your name is Ray Toro and you are a musician most notably the lead guitarist of rock band My Chemical Romance"
To which he just sat and stared in fear because uhh piss dementors?!?
"WOOooOoaoOooOoOOoOoooOOO"
"He said uh you won't remember this but we are gonna extract your dna"
"WHAT WHY?!?"
"WOooOOoOoOoOoOOoOOO"
"He said because we want to be nice and good but we don't know how so the best thing we can do is make ourselves like that articicially"
"Wait you don't have to do this I can help you be nicer!"
"WOOOOOOOO"
"He said TOO LATE BITCH I'M GONNA PULL A GROHLENHANCER ON YOU"
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WAIT NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING" the dementor who didn't speak English was outstretching his bony fingers towards Ray and then he pulled one of his hairs out
"WooOOoooOo"
"He said he's read too much fanfiction"
They saw his face and then they b oth thought Oh shit he's gonna tell everyone let's mind wipe him now

As the one who didn't speak English was making a blue potion with his hair, the one who did chanted some demonic words

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"What... where am I"
He was in the forest 🤯🤯🤯
"Oh am I here wait OH" and there was a massive spider with a piss kink that was absolutely terrifying because it was so big like I think taller than him?!? Taller than Krist Novoselic even!????!?!? And then the taller than krist spider started following him shit shit shit

And then the spider had the strokes and fell over and then it spoke
"Ok I was about to eat you but I think I'm gonna die... please avenge me... his name is Julian Casablancas and he's the reason I got a a the strokes please kill him" and then ths spider died and pissed itself