Kim Kardsahian goes to hogwarts, then gets kicked out for being a bitch. Meanwhile the Arctic Monkeys are invited to a concert there but they lose a man and end up running into 3 emos. Pure chaos.
We sat down on two sofas opposite each other, and with a glass in her hand she said "so where are all the poeple??" I thought about it for a moment then lost my train of thought
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh Uhhhh Uhhhhhhhhh
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"Maybe if I help you then people will stay here and then people will love me again," she. Suggested "because as you said it's such an easy flight"
Hmmmmmm interesting idea yes that could work if she could help me advertise in imaginative ways then hmm
"Wait no that wouldn't work everyone hates me now :((( maybe I could change my identity? I already went missing so I could say I died and then be someone else?"
I wasn't caught up on the Kim kardashian lore so I just nodded my head in a way that would usually have girls screaming over me but... where were the girls anyway?
"First thing I have to do is... dye my hair... have you got any hair dye Alex??" "Probably" "I'll go look" "Wait but Kim you don't know where the" and she had already gone of course😐
KIM POV 😍🤩😍🤩🥰🥰🤩🥰 "Also ignore the fact it switched to present tense I'm lazy"
Hhhh this place is so big like wow oh my god oo a room and the door is open.... it looks aesthetic so I go inside to see an open suitcase and a bunch of clothes everywhere? That's weird I wonder if Alex sleeps here...
"La la la la laaaa"
What was that oh my god its coming from the bathroom oh my god
"La la laaaaa"
THERES SOMEONE IN THE SHOWER aaaaaaaAAAAAHHH I SCREAM SO LOUD THE WINDOWS SHATTER AAAAAAAAaeazeERarEaaaAaaAaaaaQaaAAAAAAAÆAaaAaEaeeewaeawAaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaàAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaqqAAEEeeaqaaAaaaa
The shower stopped and the door clicked and it unlocked and. Out came AAA OH MY GOD. A qa. A. Aa ITS NOT ALEX OH MY GOD WHO IS THAT
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