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arctic monekys go to hogwarst

We were on the train to hogwardts now an d then  OMG WHAT THE. FUCK ID THAT OMGGG IT LOOKED LIKE. AFUCKIB GRIM REAPER OR EVEN WORSE A- A- AN EMO???1???AAAAAAAA

It outstretched its long bony finger sending a chilling fear down my spine it was like I was paralysed on the spot frozen in fear i couldn't move I aaaaa and then I could feel as if I was being drained like shit flushing down the toilet but I couldn't run I couldn't hide I couldn't... uh... the world was fading to black until all I could see was its haunting figure and then... a voice...

"You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate... face it, you're never gonna make it..."

Maybe I wasn't gonna make it... maybe it was right... what was I doing?

"I don't wanna make it, I just wanna-"

And just then a white glow illuminated the darkness, chasing away the sorrow that followed the figure as it shrank and fell down in a pile of... cupcakes?

"Finally you're awake"
I opened my eyes in a flash to see a guy with red eyeshadow and flour on his face for some reason, and behind him were Matt Helders, Jamie Cook, and some other guys. Wait where did yellamo go??
"Remember that guy you called? That was me" he told me, which made zero percent sense to me since we'll who even was he??? Billie Joe Armstrong???

"Can someone please tell me whats going on"
The man handed me a cookie, but not just any cookie, A GHOST COOKIE!!!1!1!
This brought tears to my eyes, and they sparkled in the light of this beautiful emo, who was whispering something to another shorter emo

This was all so confusing, but one bite of the ghost cookie told me there were no fucks to give and only sugar to eat.
Unsurprisingly, the cookie was gone in less than 10 seconds. What was in that... it was better than Arabella, it was not only made of outer space, but the whole universe, beyond our knowledge.

But my thoughts were interrupted by when I heard my name uttered by the others, so I went over to them to see what they were talking about, and I was met with "Oh Alex hi are you ok"
"Uhhh"
"Forget that, did you like the ghost cookie?"
"Yes"
"Wlel i believe we havent met so my name is Grerad Way and this is my brother Mikey Way" he gestured to an emo in a beanie and glasses with the most awkward knees I had ever seen, he didn't smile he just stared

"And this is my freind Frank Iero" he gestured again but this time to a man shorter than me with hair that looked like the red version of the bird that dates twilight sparkle, he had a lot of tattoos and I think he was sigma

"we are trying to find our friend Ray Toro have you seen him?"
"Uhh who is he"
"He's taller than Frank he has curler hair than all of us and he sometimes gets a cupcakKe stuck to his hand"

Wait a cupcake??? That's what I saw before I blacked out how funny lol hahaha