Chilli: MAGENTA FATHA!
Jefferson: yes green child?
Chilli: who is your biggest enemy-
Jefferson: Hamilton.
Chilli: other than the son of a whore
Alex: hey!
Chilli: burr didn't say anything that wasn't true. Your mother's a whore, and so it seems are you.
Chilli: ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSS
Jefferson: ummmmm
Jefferson: that damn fence that broke my fucking ankle
Madison: wtf?
Chilli: FUN FACT TIME! *pulls out book*
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Chilli: AHEM. *flips to a page* Jefferson once hurt his ankle jumping over a fence to impress a girl
Peggy: chaotic bisexual energy
Chilli: you don't need to say the chaotic part. Every bisexual person is chaotic.
Alex: ...
Jefferson: ...
Lafayette: ...
Maria: ...
Peggy: oh yeah
Chilli: ya. Anyways, *clubs KG over the head with the book.*
KG: WHY??????????
Chilli: I dunno.
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