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Chilli: LEE! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lee: what?

Chilli: why were you such a coward when you faced the brits, and why're you such a dick to Washington?

Lee: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lee: idk. the brits had guns.

Chilli: bitch, so did you. listen

Ensemble: BWUH BWUH BWUH BWUH BWUH!

Chilli: see?

Chilli: now, why were you a dick to Washington?

Lee: I wasn't.

Chilli: LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Chilli: YOU AREN'T CHARLES LEE, YOU'RE CHARLES LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

John: SHOOT HIM!

Alex: YEEEEEEEEEES! IN HID FUCKING MOUTH!

Washington: CHILDREN.

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