NOCO ONESHOTS!!

He asked for no pickles!!

Ah yes, a classical. (I'm so original i know)

Cody's PoV

It could be a normal day, but no, my last assistant/private security guard had to quit today. I'm not even that hard to deal with!!! Being honest, I'm kind of glad he quitted, he was so annoying and whiny; hoping my next assistant isn't as whiny and bitchy.

Chris, my manager, is currently searching for a new assistant for me. It shouldn't take long, Chris usually finds one fast. I was on my couch, going through my phone, my socials, when I heard a knock on my door. I wasn't expecting anyone at this hour, so I was confused, still, I went to the door and answered it.

I was surprised to see who it was. Noah, the same guy who would spend all day in book back when we were in high school. He looked less scrawny and a bit stronger too, still twinky though. What was he doing here? Why is he dressed up as a professional? What was he even doing here?

"Hello Mr. Anderson."

"Okay, first, please don't call me that. It makes me feel old."

"Then what should I call you Mr. Anderson?"

"Okay now you are just calling me that to annoy me. Cody. Just Cody."

"Alright Cody."

"Second, why are you here? Why were you even calling me Mr. Anderson in the first place? It's not like you work for me."

"Actually, I do."

"Wait, what?"

"Yeah. Your manager Mr. McLean hired me to be your new assistant."

"You mean Chris? What even happen to what you used to say in the past, 'I will never work with or for you.'?"

"Mr. McLean told me I was going to work as a private assistant for someone and send me this address, saying I was going to be Mr. Anderson's new assistant. I didn't think I was going to me your assistant.."

"Hah, well, now you are stuck with me!"

"Whatever. Let me in."

"That is no way to speak to your new boss."

"Your not my boss, McLean is. And please, let me in, it's freezing out here."

"Gosh, so impatient. Come in"

"I can see why your last assistant quitted now."

"Hey! I'm not annoying!!"

"You're right. You are bitchy, winy and persistent."

"Fuck you..."

"Whatevs huns."

"Wow, as zetsy and twinky as ever."

"Shut the fuck up."

"No."

I let Noah in because I know that if i didn't he would just let himself in. I hated him through out high school, he always made fun of me, but we would try and get along when needed. Now, if he does make fun of me, I can easily fire him and not see him, ever again.

"So, the little geek is still not strong enough to defend themself i see? Wow, if I were you I would be ashamed of having my manager hire someone to defend you."

"Oh my god, shut up! It's not like you are any stronger."

"Want to bet?"

"Alright Indian boy, prove me right and I get 10 dollars."

"Okay, but if i prove you wrong I get 20."

"Deal. It's not like your getting those 20- WOAA!!"

Noah then pick me up with one arm and place my over his shoulder making it look so goddamn easy!!! Gosh how I hate life, always against me Now I owe Noah 20 bucks...