Valentines day sucks

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Creek

Ages: 15-16

Fluff and a bit of Cromas angst

Craig's POV

                                               ''My name is Craig Tucker''

Thomas just broke up with me. Yup, you heard that right. Thomas, my boy- ex-boyfriend just broke up with me the day before Valentines day. How romantic of him.

I scrolled through my phone, replaying the memory of him breaking up with me.

"Craig, ASS FACE! I'm sorry but, DICK SUCKER! I can't be with UNCLE FUCKER! You anymore." He told me almost 22 hours ago. I sighed.

I took a glance up from my phone and saw Clyde giving Scott 2 Reese's Peanut Butter Cup with little hearts on it. I rolled my eyes. Now that I kind of think about it, love is stupid anyway. All you do is either get your heart broken or you get married and die. All so stupid.

I looked back at my phone and continued to scroll through it. And of course, everything on my FYP was something Valentines day related. That's it. I officially despises this holiday.

"Craig, did you hear?" Stan walked up with Kyle.

"No, I haven't." I told him, not looking at him.

"Well a certain fatass is running around the school in a fucking cupid costume." Kyle said.

"Wow, so cool." I said in a sarcastic tone. I know that the two super boyfriends rolled their eyes at me. 

"Why so grumpy, Craigory?" Stan asked me. I hate that nickname.

I flipped him off, not wanting to talk about it.

"Stan! You know why and we shouldn't talk about it!" Kyle yelled.

Stan obviously ignored Kyle (wow, imagine) and tried talking to me. "Look, do you seriously want to be alone on Valentines day?" He asked.

"Yes. I fucking despise this holiday."

"C'mon, don't be such a negative Nancy! Why not try and find someone new?"

"Like who?" I asked, looking at him with such an attitude showing in my face.

"Why not Tweek? You know? Your best friend?"

"Stan, your not trying to-" But Stan cut his ginger boyfriend off by shushing him.

I rolled my eyes. "Fine, it's not gonna work."

I saw that Stan was texting someone, I'm assuming Tweek, to come over here.

In a few minutes, Tweek came over here. "Hey.. what's up Stan?" He asked.

"Oh nothing. Just need you and Craig to follow me." Stan answered. I could see Kyle shaking his head no at Stan.

Tweek and I followed my dumbass cousin to.. the janitor's closet. I gave Stan a look that said 'Seriously?'

Then Stan opened the door and pushed Tweek and I in there, locking it.

"See you two gays in seven minutes!" He yelled. I heard his footsteps walking away.

Tweek and I stood there, awkwardly. I saw Tweek playing with his fingers, trying to pass time.

"Sorry for dragging you into this Tweek.." I finally said, breaking the silence.

He looked up at me. "No! It's fine. Really.."

We stayed silent for a couple of minutes. I could hear Tweek moving his body a bit, which was usual for him to do while he was standing still. What wasn't usual was him tripping on top of me. And guess where his lips went. Right onto my mouth, which means we kissed. Fuck. But I.. liked it..?

"Shit! Sorry dude!" He apologized, his face filled with blush.

"It's fine.." Then my dumbass put my arms around his body, keeping him in place. 

We stayed in that position for a couple of moments, and then it happened, but this time on purpose. We kissed. We fucking kissed. 

Then someone named Stan just had to ruin the moment by opening the door. He's such a dick.

"Oops.. Sorry.." He apologized.

Tweek and I got up and walked out. I flipped Stan off, which was me accepting his apology, and I walked off with Tweek. Maybe Valentines day doesn't suck that much.

                                          ''Last week was my birthday''

Happy Valentines day! Word Count: 615



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