PA to the Radio Demon

Chapter 2: New Job?

It hadn't even been two days since The Radio Demon had decided to help out around the Hotel and already the place was getting brighter in color. It looked better since Nifty took over as cleaner. Husker was quiet and didn't want to be bothered but he could make one hell of a cocktail. "Hey Boo!" I called out to Angel as he lounged at the bar looking through his phone boredly.

"Yeah?"

Husker rolled his eyes grabbing another green bottle from the shelf and made himself comfy. "You free?" Alastor could be seen on the second floor looking down at the group. An espresso in one hand as he sat in one of the lounge area. "I'm never free, I charge a fuck tun for my time princess." Rolling my eyes I made my way towards the bar. "You're worth a nickel and some chewing gum."

Angel gave an offended look struggling to find words as Husker let out a snort of amusement. "How dare you!"

Snickering to myself I couldn't help rolling my eyes. "Come on, I thought we were gonna go shopping. I'm dying to explore more of hell!" clasping my hands together I did my best to look cute hoping it would work. "Fuck no. I'm exhausted. I had to get off a bulkake of demons today. I just want to relax." he grumbles glaring down at me.

"So did you get filled up like a boston cream donut?" I smirked snickering at my own joke. "Yeah so fuck off." He growls turning away from me completely now. Furrowing my brows I wasn't sure what his problem was. He was always talking about how great his job was, how much he loved being so appetizing to the souls of Hell.

"What crawled up your ass?" I huffed annoyed now crossing my arms over my chest. I was just trying to be funny and crack a joke. "You know what nevermind go fuck yourself." grabbing my bag from the side of the bar I moved to leave the hotel. "Come on toots where're you going?"

"Food asshole. We need food." growling I didn't even bother looking back knowing Angel wasn't going to do a thing about it. As much fun as Angel could be, he could also be a giant dick. Sometimes I don't know why I bother being friends with that porn star.

"Stupid fucking spider jerk. He's the one who wanted to fucking go out but noooo, the one time I ask him to go out with me to waste time he wants to bite my head off." scoffing again I quickly made my way to the store grabbing a bag and filling it with supplies.

It was a surprise to see fruits and veggies that looked appetizing down here in hell but then again from what little knowledge I had on greek mythology. Hades has a garden...I think? It could have been just a rumor I found somewhere on tumblr about a Percy Jackson post. "You'll need these as well, my dear."

I felt like my body had flown from my skin like one of those old cartoons. "Jesus christ!" I couldn't help but shriek watching Alastor place several peppers in my bag. "Not quite," he chuckles, his eyes never leaving the produce.

"Where did you come from?" The last I saw him he was at the hotel minding his own business. "Smile darling, you're never fully dressed." he reminded me, choosing to ignore my question. "So you've said." grabbing some celery I placed them in my bag as well. "What do you intend to make tonight?" Glancing up I noticed that his eyes were fully on me.

Shrugging my shoulders I moved to another section of the store, Alastor not far behind humming a strange tune I had never heard before. "Something with meat. I know this really good curry recipe or maybe something with pasta." Looking up at the demon beside me. It looked like he wasn't paying any attention.

The powerful demon was easy to speak to but I could never forget how terrifying he is.

My attention quickly fixated itself on the variety of hot sauce. My eyes widened as a large smile made itself to my face. God I loved hot sauce. The spicier the better. There were so many flavors I wasn't sure what to choose. I loved the Buldak sauce back when I was alive, hell, I always had a bottle in my fridge and put that shit on everything.