Happy Valentine's!!
They're dating, Lucifer hasn't talked to Alastor all day:
Alastor: Luci, Darling..
Lucifer:
Alastor: Luci.
Lucifer:
Alastor, Sighing: Are you mad because I didn't ask-
Lucifer, sobbing while writing 'SINGLE' on his Instagram: YES.
Lucifer: I hate you.
Alastor: Get off my lap then.
Lucifer, Pouting: No.
Lucifer: What did he do now?
Husk: He smiled.
Lucifer, Raising a brow: At you-?
Husk: No, At his pig, But his smile is so cute!
Lucifer: I swear to everything ungodly, Husk-
Husk: Shut up, I've heard you talk about Al while drunk.
Lucifer:
Husk:
Lucifer: .. Go on.
Angel Dust: Are you a top or a bottom?
Alastor: I'm a threat
Lucifer, Walking in: He's a bottom.
Alastor: There is not a single reason you could convince me to marry you.
Lucifer: Tax evasion.
Alastor: Meet me outside in a white dress in ten minutes.
Lucifer: Sure is muggy today!
Alastor: I swear to everything unholy, If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm going to rip your wings out.
Lucifer: Sips coffee from a bowl
Husk: Angel, You have to get up.
Angel, Yawning: Five more minutes..
Husk, Getting into bed and snuggling with Angel and Nuggie: .. Five more minutes.
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Alastor: Lucifer, Get up.
Lucifer, Tired because he didn't sleep last night: Five more minutes..
Alastor, Pulling out a holy blade he stole from Nifty: Perhaps you misheard me.
Lucifer: *Watching Alastor as he sleeps*
Lucifer: I feel like you're judging me right now.
Alastor, Not opening his eyes: I am.
Lucifer: What's wrong with you?!
Alastor: You could start with "Good morning".
Lucifer: Good morning, What's wrong with you?!
Lucifer, Sad because he's looking at Valentine's Day pictures: Why do you never compliment me?
Alastor, Who's Asexual and confused: Is that.. Necessary?
Lucifer, Nodding: Kinda.
Alastor: Okay.. Fine.. Uh.. *Thinking*.
Alastor: You.. Have eyes.
Lucifer:
Lucifer: yEAH NO SHIT SWEETHEART!
Lucifer: I hate it when people ask if I'm still bi or not.
Lucifer: Like what am I supposed to say, No my gay card expired last week and I forgot to replace it?
Alastor: Darling I love you but it's 4am.
Lucifer, Sneering: You think you're hot shit? I know your weakness..
Alastor, Smirking: And what would that be?
Lucifer, Spawns Car: *Turns headlights on*
Alastor: OWO
Lucifer: He's an idiot.. I hate him and I'll never forgive him for what he's done.. Love is dead and it's never existed..
Charlie, Stroking her dad's hair: What did he do?
Alastor, Walking past while eating something: I ate his last piece of garlic bread.
Alastor, Walking around in a 'DILF' shirt:
Charlie: Uh.. Al..
Alastor, Turning to face Charlie: Yes, Dear?
Charlie: Where'd you get that shirt?
Lucifer, Walking past them, Also wearing the same shirt: Angel gave them to us.
Alastor nodding: Yes. But I don't know why he thinks I like fishing.
Charlie, Marching to Angel's room: ANGEL!
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Alastor x Lucifer One Shots
FanfictionEven though these might say Alastor x Lucifer, Some of these'll be platonic because I think they'd generally be like great friends ಥ_ಥ So yay, Oneshots. Al x Luci = Charlie's Dads (◍•ᴗ•◍)
