Turkey was getting tired of sitting with her sister, UAE. Turkey had tried reading her sister's 3rd grade level books but as it didn't have anything to care about. She was just wondering whether she to pick some daisies when a White Rabbit past. Turkey wasn't even surpised when the rabbit cried "Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late." But when it took out it's pocket, Turkey jumped up. For whoever saw a rabbit with a pocket- or a watch? Turkey chased it just in time to see it pop down a large hole underneath a tree. In a flash, Turkey followed, At First, the hole went on like a tunnel. Suddenly, it dipped and Alice found herself falling down a deep well. " Oh shit!" Turkey thought. "I must have fallen down the big hole and now ended up in a well! Oh where will it take me? I might end up in New Zealand!" She thought.
(Uhm kinda weird since to say that since it's countries as humans but uh I didn't change a lot to this chapter unless it being silly like a spoof)
Down,
Down,
Down...
Turkey began to think it would never end. She was daydreaming about her cat, Aliş, when Thump! She landed on a heap of dry weed leaves. Not in the least hurt, Turkey stood up and looked around. A long passage stretched ahead of her and the white rabbit was hurrying down it. Turkey ran after him like the wind. She had caught up with him when he turned to a corner.. And vanished. Turkey was down a long hall with doors down both sides. She tried each one. But every door was locked. Just when she thought she'd never get out, she saw a glass table with a golden key on top. Turkey walked down the hall once more, but the key was too small for the doors. She spotted a small door half-hidden by a curtain. Holding her breath, she tried the golden key in the lock. It worked. behind the door was the most beautiful garden Turkey had ever seen, with flowers and sparkling fountains. Turkey tried to get through the door, but not ever her head would fit. "I'll go to the table," She decided. "Perhaps it has another key to a bigger door.
But instead of a key. She found a bottle with a label saying "Drink me".
"That wasn't here before," Thought Turkey checking carefully. Since it wasn't marked Poison, she took a sip.
It tasted delicious. "What a curious feeling," Turkey thought next. "I think I'm shrinking!" And she was. soon, she was able to fit through the garden. To her disappointment, the garden door had closed- And she'd left the golden key on the table. She could see it glittering through the glass, a long way out of reach. So Turkey tried to climb a leg of the table, but it was too slippery. After three tries, she fell to the floor and began to cry. "That won't help," she told herself sharply. As she wiped her eyes, she noticed a glass box under the table. The box held a cake.
She took a bite out of it and started growing at an furiously high rate. She only stopped growing when her head hit the ceiling. Quickly, she grabbed the golden key and headed for the garden. But she was way too big. Turkey began to cry again. After a while, she heard pattering below her feet and dried her eyes. It was the White Rabbit, trotting along in a hurry, and carrying a pair of gloves and a fan. "If you please sir," Turkey began. The Rabbit jumped in the air and ran away, dropping the gloves and fan as he went. Turkey picked them up and began to fan herself. "How very strange everything is today!" She thought. Turkey was just wondering what would happen next, when she began to smirk again. Moments before she shrank away altogether, she realized the fan to blame and dropped it. "That was a Narrow escape," she sighed. "Now time for the garden!" But the tiny door had closed and the golden key was back on the table. Things were worser than stubbing your toe. Just then, her foot slipped and SPLASH! She was up to her chin in salty water. She'd fallen into her pool of tears. "Fuck!" She scolded. "Why do I always have to be such a little bitch and cry!" But then... She saw something else splashing around too. At first, Turkey thought it was a walrus or a hippo. Then she remembered how small she was and saw it was only a mouse. The pool soon crowded with creatures that had fallen in Turkey led the way and the whole group swam to shore. They finally got to the shore and was cold and uncomfortable. The first question was how to get dry. "The best thing would be a caucus race." Said a dodo.
"A what race?" Turkey said confused.
"The best way to explain it is to do it," the dodo replied. the was no
" One, Two, Three, Go?"
everyone began and ended when they liked. Then an hour later, the dodo called out "It's over!" And they all crowded around asking who won. They surrounded Turkey waiting for a prize. Turkey reached into her red dresses pocket and pulled out a peppermint tin. There was enough for all of them. "But doesn't She deserve something too?" said the mouse...
"sure." The Mouse answered. "I'll tell you all a story. Gather round."
So he began telling the story, but he left in a huff when he thought Turkey wasn't listening.
"I wish Aliş was here." Said Turkey. "She'd soon come back."
"Whos Aliş?" Asked a bird.
"My cat, Turkey said engerly and, in no time at all, the creatures had gone.
So then Turkey found the white rabbit and the white rabbit took her the the Mad Hatter so then the Mad Hatter took Turkey to The queen so she could take Turkey home so then Turkey went through changlles to get home and Turkey won so the Queen took Turkey home. The end.
