Peter Asher: This is so easy! Now that we're combined into a single mutant, all we need to do is roll a one and we smash everything.
Brer Fox: I'm pretty sure the only thing being smashed is Brer Bear's bones!
Brer Bear: Helpful alliteration aside, get off my back!
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Jeremy Clyde: Alright, turtle lads. The first step in planting a tree is to dig a hole.
Patty Duke: Dig?! Ol' Hal loved to dig. Sorry. Carry on.
Chad Stuart: And when you're holding the sapling, be careful. The bark is still delicate.
Patty Duke: Bark! You know who had a great bark? Hal!
Jeremy Clyde: Poor Patty. Why don't you sit down.
Patty Duke: Sit down?! That was the first trick I taught him!
Brer Rabbit: You couldn't have said calm down?
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Brer Bear: I was once a lowly honey bear. Until robotic bees stung me nonstop and turned me into Hivenstein.
Brer Fox: I's Hijax Ax. The tree-chopping mutant that gets rabbits hopping.
Gordon Waller: [under his breath] If only that were true.
Brer Fox: What's Brer Peter gonna be?
Peter Asher: I play Asher Powers. My glasses give me the power to see through walls.
Gordon Waller: That leaves me as your mutant master, Waller the Worst. Your fresh but flexible narrator and helpful game guide.
Brer Fox: Helpful's kinda debatable.
Brer Bear: But fresh ain't.
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Burt Ward: Holy BYOB, Patty!
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Burt Ward: I remember the first time I met Hal in the Batcave. He tackled me so hard, I fell into the Batmobile's nuclear batteries.
Brer Rabbit: Is that why your pants look funny, Brer Burt?
Burt Ward: It burned my cape. What's wrong with my pants?
Brer Rabbit: Nothing!
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Burt Ward: Holy USDA Prime!
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Chad Stuart: Blimey. Patty doesn't seem sad about Hal at all.
Brer Rabbit: I'll tell ya what to say blimey about. They're going to look for rats in Chick-a-Pin Hill. Brer Jeremy ate one alive not too long ago.
Jeremy Clyde: I can still feel it scurrying around in my belly.
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Gordon Waller: Where exactly did you go to culinary school?
Brer Vulture: The university of Nunya.
Gordon Waller: Nunya?
Brer Vulture: Yeah. Nunya business.
