𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑻𝒊𝒄 ‹𝟹 ~ Matt Rife

.2.

*at the venue*

We sat down and my sister ordered some tequila. We took our first shots and the lights went dim and Matt came on the stage. We applauded for him.

We were sitting in the second row so it was all very interactive and HILARIOUS, he is the funniest guy ever and boy was he good looking- I might have zoned out looking at his eyes and lips alternatively, but it was going very well.

Matt then announced that the following segment would go on YouTube so we all better laugh. He said it in a very friendly way because he saw the show was going very well so why not make profit out of it

I found it funny but we all went along with him.

"alright guys were doing crowd work this is going on YouTube so behave." he said going from smiling to stern and then again smiling so the crowd just laughed.

"exes are the worst- what are your worst ex stories"

I raised my hand and my sister got excited about it because she knew all about it.

"yes pretty girl in the front- hi" he smiled

"hi" I smiled back at him happy he called me pretty

"yes pretty girl what's your name-" still smiling

"hello pretty boy my name is y/n" I smirked back at him

"ooh bold one right here alright what happened with you" he said

" yeah so my ex well uh he while we were dating he used to come over oh btw this is when we were back in home like my parents house uh college I think, he well you know how dating goes he came over to my home and were hanging out and this is in my room like were cuddling all cute and shit and-" I mentioned to my sister "- my sister and I shared a room and he used to come over when she went to her skating classes so she was not disturbed while he is there w me-"

"ohh so what he had crush on u AND your sister?" Matt tried to guess

" in a way not gonna lie yes it'll make sense in a minute-"

"alright I have a feeling this is something creepy or disgusting"

"both actually" my sister piped in

"BOTH?" he asked

"yes right so" I continued " so this one time we were hanging out and I got up from cuddling with him because there was someone at the door, and during my absence he opened my sisters wardrobe-"

"oh god I hopes its not what I think it is-" Matt says

"yeah might be" I laughed and continued "he was looking for her underwear."

"NO" he said "YUP" I replied

"s-so how did you find out"

" mhm so while he was searching for it my sister entered the room and she started confronting him, I ran up to my room and she explained what she saw and that is how I caught him"

"I'm dying to know what his excuse was sheesh" matt said

"oh it was pathetic actually he said that he was looking for MY underwear"

"eeeeew who the fuck were u dating my god creep ass bitch"

"i knowww I broke up with him on spot and kicked him out of the house also moved out of there after 4 months"

"would u have let it go if it WERE your panties?" he said

"uh no it got creepy there" I said

 "aww sad he didnt even get a whiff of you" 

I cringed at the joke he made but the others laughed at it.

 "so u what moved out as soon as u can pfft like this place is full of shit"

"yes actually yes I did"

he made some jokes about it and heard the other stories of other people. I had a great time during the show. the venue was close to a bar so after the show me and my sister went to the bar because it was the weekend and why not have fun while we were at it.