Motion Sickness (Cristiano Ronaldo)

1. Motion Sickness (Cristiano Ronaldo)

Motion Sickness

A clubber who witnessed their frolicking said: "They were sucking each other's faces off like their plane was going down.

"At one point Ronaldo had a bottle between his legs and Paris was stroking it. It was very racy."

I huffed as I shut the laptop closed angrily. The nerve, the NERVE, of some men! Think they can just play around with your feelings as if it were a Scrabble, and up and leave you for that brand new California Barbie doll! Never will I ever let my feelings open up for a man like him ever again! I knew it was a mistake, I knew it!

"Aye, watch the merchandise. That ain't yours." Marisol's fat self came into my view, pointing a her Mac. No really, she was fat. Her and Danny finally got married, a few weeks after my arrival back home, and here she is now all knocked up. Don't get me wrong, I love her to death, but she was a very fat pregnant lady.

"Can you believe this!" I screamed to her incredulously. Shoving the laptop in her face, now opened again. From my view, I saw her eyes scan the words on the screen.

"Bahahaha!" She laughed out, pointing to the screen with the hand holding the spoon, whilst the other held the pint of ice cream. "'She was stroking a bottle!' I love it." She burst out into fits of giggles, after reciting her favorite line. It was funny yes, but not with the people doing it. Not with him and her!

"Shut up! Shut up!" I screamed, shutting it closed again.

"What do you even care about what Paris and Cristiano do anyway?" Mari asked me, eyes on the television. She had brought up a righteous point there. "You have Gordan, I mean Joseph. What kind of a guy has two damn first names before the last name!" She frustratedly huffed, before taking a spoonful of ice-cream into her mouth. I didn't have the heart to tell her she had a smidgen of chocolate on her cheek.

Since I had gotten back from Madrid, about four months ago, I had been very busy. Busy with those two tv shows I had guest starred in, iCarly and Big Time Rush, and the new movie my Dad had put me in. It took a couple weeks for both tv shows. Remembering the lines, getting the wardrobe fitted and other stuff. With my Dad's movie, it was more of a hassle. It was called, 'Inception,' and the due date was set for sometime next year, 2010. I think it's good that he's finally been able to make a movie out of it. He had been working six years on it!

Whilst on set making the movie, I had gotten close with one of the actors there. Joseph Gordan-Levitt. He was the one who played Tom in '(500) Days of Summer,' and was goin to be Arthur in the movie. Surely enough, I fell for that gorgeous smile and his charm. He wasn't a player like Cristiano, he was a guy who actually cared. Someone who didn't play with a girl's feelings. Joseph was mature also! Who cared if we were about seven years apart? (Making him the age of 28.)

It even pained my heart to even think of the name. Let alone see what he and Paris Hilton have been up to in clubs. I thought he and I had something! Oh now I'm being a hypocrite. I mean, I got with Joseph before Cris even got with Paris. But my relationship with Joseph was different! He didn't want me for sex, hell we never even had it yet! He and I were in the middle of a long term relationship, so I didn't think it was as bad as what Cristiano had done. He had gone and had sex with her. Now he has herpes. Now I can't have sex with him. That herpes infested li-