The Adventures Of N & Uzi [Season 3]

Business

In a twist of bureaucratic fate, N and Uzi found themselves standing before the illustrious WDF Council, ready to make their case for the legalization of intermodel marriage. The metallic chamber echoed with the hum of anticipation as Khan, sat at the center, flanked by other high-ranking WDF members.

N, donning a scavenged tie that seemed to have been stitched together from other ties (He would have worn his old prom suit but it was ripped. He wasn't expecting the role play to get that intense), cleared his metallic throat, ready to embark on a quest for marital justice.

"Hello, esteemed council members!" N exclaimed with an enthusiastic wave. "Today, we're here to talk about love, commitment, and why I should be allowed to officially marry Uzi."

Uzi, with a deadpan expression, muttered to N, "Maybe tone down the enthusiasm just a tad."

Ignoring Uzi's advice, N continued, "You see, love knows no bounds, not even the bounds of different drone models. We're here to challenge the norms, break the chains of convention, and create a drone utopia where love is the supreme ruler!"

Khan raised a metallic eyebrow, maintaining his stoic demeanor. "Get to the point, N."

N, taking a dramatic pause, pointed to Uzi. "The point is her, and our undying love! We want to make it official and legally binding!"

Uzi, a hint of embarrassment creeping into her features, chimed in, "Yes, we've been engaged for a while, and we just want the legal paperwork to catch up. We're a regular couple, well, as regular as a worker and a disassembly drone couple can be."

One of the council members, a stern-faced drone with an affinity for paperwork, interjected, "The laws are in place for a reason. We can't simply change them because of personal preferences."

N, undeterred, pulled out a Google Slides presentation with heart emojis floating around. "But look at these compelling visuals! Happy drone families, little drone weddings, and lots of drone love! Don't you want that for our colony?"

Uzi facepalmed, muttering, "This is worse than I expected. I shouldn't have let him do everything, that was a BAD idea."

Khan sighed, rubbing his metallic temples. "N, Uzi, we appreciate your... enthusiasm. However, we can't make decisions based on emotion alone. You need to present a solid case, not a PowerPoint display of hearts."

N thought about what to do, and his memory banks soon surfaced a moment from a human show he watched with Uzi. In the show, a guy did some sort of performance and made someone shed a tear, but he still got it at the end. Which was kinda funny, because N didn't get it at all.

N, thinking on his metallic feet, began an impromptu dance routine accompanied by music he pirated after Uzi taught him how to do it, attempting to convey the joy of their love through interpretive dance.

Uzi, thoroughly embarrassed at this point, muttered, "I think you're making things worse, N."

But N was unstoppable, twirling around and attempting a moonwalk, all while declaring, "Love is a dance, my friends! Let us dance into a future where intermodel marriage is not just accepted but celebrated!"

The WDF Council, exchanging puzzled glances, seemed unsure whether to be impressed or bewildered by N's performance.

Khan, holding back a sigh, addressed them. "N, Uzi, we need a more coherent argument. Legal changes require thorough consideration, not a dance routine."

N, catching his breath from the dance, nodded earnestly. "Right, right. We need solid arguments. Don't worry, I do have those. Uzi, help me out here."

Uzi, suppressing a smile, began with a deadpan delivery. "Council members, our love is a testament to the unity we seek in Copper-9. By legalizing intermodel marriage, you're not just acknowledging our relationship but paving the way for inclusivity and understanding among all dronekind."