New Ed On the Block

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The Ed's peeked from the top of Ed's fence as Katya, with her back to them, moved various boxes.

"該的搬家工人甚至懶得把另一輛搬家卡車帶來. (The movers didn't even bother to bring another moving truck.)" Katya mumbled while moving more boxes. "爸爸甚至說我們安頓下來後就不能去打獵了。 這不僅會讓我更快地拆開行李,還讓我想知道我們為什麼搬到這裡. (Dad even said we couldn't go hunting once we settled in. Not only does this make me unpack faster, it also makes me wonder why we moved here.)"

"She's a foreigner." Eddy said. "We already have a weird one. Let's go finish that scheme."

"Yes, she could need extra time to finish unpacking and getting settled in." Double D agreed. He and Eddy started to walk away but Ed stayed. Ed snatched his friends by their arms and forced them to stay.

"Wait." He said as he narrowed his eyes at the new girl, who groaned loudly.

"爸爸的刀子潑了! 這一天會變得更糟嗎?!(Dad's knife spilled! Could this day get worse? !)" Katya shouted in annoyance. She held a box labeled Татини ножеви (Dad's knives) and held up a large butcher knife. "這需要幾周的時間來清理!(This will take weeks to clean up!)" She shrieked and threw the knife at the fence the Ed's hid behind. "在媽媽面試之前,他們必須現在選擇休息嗎?! 爸爸甚至需要休息嗎?! 他不會去面試!(Do they have to choose to rest now before mom interviews? ! Does dad even need a break? ! He won't go to the interview!)"

"She's a cannibal." Ed said. "I bet she was just talking in her native language about how she's going to cook up each and every one of us!"

"Now that's the kind of foreigner I can get behind." Eddy chuckled while rubbing his hands together. "I bet I could scam her out of a hundred bucks in quarters. We'll be swimming in jawbreakers, boys."

"Who cares about jawbreakers at a time like this, Eddy?!" Ed shouted. "I bet that new girl has already thought of how she'll eat Nazz and Jimmy."

"Can I h-help you?" A voice asked. This scared the Ed's into falling off the fence and onto the ground. Over them stood Katya. "Or would you guys rather keep stalking me?" She inhaled sharply then exhaled.

"Pardon us, ma'am." Double D said, dusting himself off while Eddy and Ed stared at Katya. "We didn't mean to seem crude, we were just filled with curiosity over the moving truck."

"Not much cu-cu-cu-curiosity there." Katya said while blinking rapidly. "I'm moving in here." She giggled, making Eddy and Ed's faces go red.

"Nice to meet'cha!" Eddy exclaimed, jumping up from the ground. He went over and vigorously shook Katya by the hand. "Eddy's the name, and makin' money's my game. Man, you got some soft hands."

"N-N-Nice- to- uh- meet- you!" Katya shouted while been shaken. "I-I-I-I'm- Kat-ya!" Eddy let go of her hand and Katya clutched her wrist.

"And I'm Eddward." Double D introduced by the simple wave of a hand. "But I go by the nickname Edd. But, please refer to me as everyone in the Cul-De-Sac does; Double D. As to differentiate myself from Ed." He pointed to Ed, who has stood up but has not stopped staring at Katya. "Ed. Aren't you going to introduce yourself to our newcomer?"

"What's the point?" Eddy asked with his hands in his pockets. "We've said his name about a million times."

"Eddy, give him the chance." Double D said as Katya stood in front of Ed, patiently rocking on her feet. She smiled, making Ed sweat nervously and his face turn redder. "Ed?" Ed looked at his hands to see them all sweaty. Katya blinked twice as Ed tried to look away while rubbing the back of his neck.

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