Ed Edd n Eddy OC Insert (Ed x OC)

Pop Goes the Ed

Eddy was staring through binoculars at a beehive.

"Okay, boys, it's time for the welcome wagon to pay a visit." Eddy said. The Eds were all wearing uniforms that read 'Ed's Hive Bee Gone.' Eddy creeped up on the nest, carrying a baseball bat. His friends followed, also carrying bats. Eddy then backed off, letting his friends do the dirty work.

"Careful, Ed." Double D advised, drawing his bat back.

"Knock knock!" Ed exclaimed, readying himself as well. Ed and Double D proceeded to destroy the nest.

"AAAAHHH!" Eddy screamed, looking at the wreckage. He ran away. Ed and Double D follow behind him, screaming.

"WHOOOAOOAOOOOAAA!"

The bees chased the trio down a hill. Eddy reached his house. He stepped inside and closed the door, holding it shut. Ed and Double D reached it too late, and Eddy stranded them outside.

"Hmm?" Eddy hummed, opening the door after the ruckus subsided.

"Um, Eddy? Can we do something else?" Ed asked. Both his and Double D's faces were swollen with bee stings.

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The sun was beating down on the Cul-de-Sac.

"What's with this heat?" Eddy asked, sweating profusely. "Shade. I need shade." He spotted some. "There!" The Eds all dove into the shade provided by a tree.

"Shade." The boys sighed. The shade receded, coming closer and closer to the base of the tree.

"Sun!" Double D shouted, getting his arms burned. They stood against the tree as the shade receded toward them.

"Oh, this can't be good." Eddy said. "We need to find some more shade fast!" The Eds headed from spot to spot. Each time they moved, the shade disappeared. Ed soon came up with an idea.

"Hey! I know where we can cool off."

"And I'm desperate enough to believe you." Eddy added. They ran off, each step resembled a blazing inferno.

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"Ice. I need ice." Sarah said, dragging a chair across the kitchen of her home. She stood on the chair and opened the freezer. A big block of ice fell out. The Eds were frozen inside. She kicked them out through the wall into the middle of the street, where the ice melted.

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Eddy was clawing at sand.

"W-w-w-w-water!" He shouted, drooling sand. He collapsed.

"H₂O, please." Double D requested, crawling.

"Gravy." Ed said.

"I'm frying!" Eddy exclaimed. The Eds collapsed down into the sand, defeated. "The fat lady just sang, boys."

"My life is flashing before my eyes." Ed said.

"What life?" Eddy asked.

"What are you guys doing?" Kevin asked, looking down at the boys.

"What?" They questioned. They suddenly stood up, completely recovered. "Uh...nothing."

"Dorks!" Kevin shouted before speeding off.

"Dorks?" Ed repeated.

"Kevin, wait!" Eddy called out. "Where ya going?"

"To Nazz's sprinkler party, stupid!" He answered.

"Sprinkler party?" Eddy repeated before grinning.

"You're NOT invited!" Kevin added.

"Sprinkler party!" Eddy exclaimed, not listening to Kevin. "Hear that, boys? A chance to cool off and score some social points, too! Hmm. We have so much preparation to do. We'll start by..." He huddled with the other two Eds, outlining plans.