Ed Edd n Eddy OC Insert (Ed x OC)

Sir Ed-a-Lot

Jonny walked by Eddy, who was washing a cool-looking red car.

"Hey, Jonny boy!" Eddy greeted.

"Hi, Eddy!" Jonny greeted back. "Nice car!"

"Hello, Eddy." Rolf greeted, dropping by. "May we shop for meat in your fancy car?"

"Keep dreaming, Rolf." Eddy told him. Kevin and Nazz approached.

"Hi, Nazz." Eddy greeted, rolling the window down and sitting in the driver's seat

"Wow, Eddy! Cool car." Nazz complimented. Eddy rolled the window back up.

"Hey, dork. Whose car is this, you twerp?" Kevin asked, tapping on the window. Eddy, in the car, turned the radio up high. The subsequent noise drove Kevin and Nazz away. Double D stopped by.

"Hey, Eddy. What're you doing?" He asked.

"Just buffing the wheels." Eddy answered.

"Whose car is this, Eddy?" Double D asked.

"Beats me." Eddy answered. "Where's Ed?"

"I called his residence, but no answer." Double D answered.

"Let's hunt him down!" Eddy exclaimed.

~~~~~~~

"Do you see him?" Double D asked as Eddy looked in Ed's window.

"Nope." Eddy answered, entering Ed's room.

"Perhaps we should check upstairs." Double D suggested.

"He's just hiding!" Eddy insisted. He pulled out a seat cushion from Ed's chair. Double D, giggling, pointed to an Ed shaped lump in the bed. Eddy came up beside him.

"Dogpile!" They both shouted. They jumped on the lump only to bash their heads. They dropped back. Double D pulled the sheet off to reveal a car bumper with a license plate reading AKA 1. A sudden crash came from upstairs.

"Let's check upstairs." Eddy suggested. Double D and Eddy came upstairs. Exiting the basement, they spotted Ed. "And I thought you had problems." He said to Double D. Ed was wearing a long, flowery dress and a summer hat with his usual jacket.

"Quick. Run away!" Ed warned while his friends laughed. "Don't fool around! Run!"

"Excuse me ma'am, can Ed come out and play?" Eddy asked, taunting Ed. Sarah suddenly shoved Double D and Eddy apart.

"Hey! No one can join my tea party without dressing up!" She shouted.

"Forget it, Sarah." Eddy said.

"Tell your stupid friends it's my way or the highway!" Sarah demanded her brother, who didn't want to get involved. She sucked in a big breath of air and held it.

"Good luck." Eddy said.

"Sarah, stop it." Ed tried reasoning.

"Look, she's changing colors." Eddy called out. Sarah's face turned red. Sarah's face turned green then yellow.

"Please Eddy, she's gonna blow up." Ed pleaded. Sarah's face turned blue then purple.

"Cut it out, Sarah." Eddy waved off.

"Eddy, just put on the dress!" Ed pleaded.

"No way, Ed!" Eddy shouted.

"Aaaah! She's leaking, Eddy!" Ed freaked out. Tears oozed down his sister's cheeks. "Sarah, don't blow up!"

"All right, I'll wear the stinking–" Eddy gave in.

"Here you go." Sarah appeared with a dress, now back to normal.