Ed Edd n Eddy OC Insert (Ed x OC)

Dawn of the Eds

Eddy is fiddling with a rope and Ed.

"Ed? Ed?" Eddy tried to get the lug's attention. "Will you quit moving around?" He changed his tone to a sweet one. "Oh, Ed."

"Yes, Eddy?" Ed asked.

"STAND STILL!" Eddy screamed in his face, twanging Ed's nose. The rope got tied around Ed. The other end went around a tree limb. Double D approached Ed with plastic wrap.

"This will protect you from any disgusting or unsavory life forms you may encounter." Double D said. He wrapped Ed from head to toe in the plastic wrap.

"Cool." Ed said as Katya shoved a snorkel in his mouth. "Cool!"

"Okay Double D and Katya, let's pull!" Eddy exclaimed. They all lifted and strained as Ed began to lift off the ground. "PULL!"

"Don't you think we're t-t-trying?!!" Katya shouted.

"Ed weighs a ton." Double D strained through.

"I'm getting a hernia." Eddy said. "Hey, Ed! How's it look?" Ed's response was unintelligible through his snorkel. Eddy left and studied the angles. Ed signaled that he's in position.

"I'm okay. I'm okay." Ed mumbled through the snorkel.

"A little lower...c'mon, Double D and Katya." Eddy said, coaching Double D and Katya, although no longer helping. "Easy now. Lower..." Double D and Katya's strength gave out and Ed fell into the dumpster. "Perfect!" Ed was swimming through the muck of garbage. "Think of the treasure, Double D and Katya! Hmm?" He paused. "I wonder how long he can stay down there?"

"Well, according to the Particle Ratio of–" Double D started as the line went taught, smashing him and Katya against the tree limb.

"That's the signal!" Eddy exclaimed. He grabbed Double D and Katya's legs and pulled on them, pulling Ed out of the dumpster.

"Hey!" Double D and Katya shouted as Katya blinked rapidly.

"Bring him over...easy now..." Eddy said, guiding the rope. "Any luck, burrhead?"

"Oh, yeah!" Ed exclaimed, although still hard to understand. He held up 7 soda bottles and a test tube on his fingers.

"YES!" Eddy exclaimed, releasing the rope.

"Woohoo we're rich!" Eddy and Double D cheered. "Poised for jawbreakers! All right!" Ed landed on them, interrupting their celebration.

"Woohoo! Now we can buy jawbreakers!" Ed exclaimed, still a bit unintelligible.

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Ed walked down the Lane, still plastic-wrapped, but with Katya sitting on his shoulders. Double D and Eddy followed in their wake.

"We'll be slurping jawbreakers for weeks." Eddy said.

"Actually Eddy, with current exchange rates, maybe an afternoon's worth." Double D corrected.

"Ah, you don't know what you're talking about." Eddy waved off, not wanting to admit Double D's right. "Whaddya think, Ed?" He noticed Ed and Katya weren't with them. "Ed? Katya?" Ed had fallen behind, and was staring at a poster taped to the fence with Katya just as interested. "ED? KATYA?" He ran up. "Ed. Katya. Hey!" He snapped his fingers, breaking Ed and Katya of their trance. "What's clogged up your brain, guys?"

"That. See?" Ed pointed to the poster, which was advertising a movie. "Robot Rebel Ranch! Marooned on a distant planet. Visitors in the void. No escape." He and Katya saw a small box in the lower right corner reading Adults Only. "AAAAAAAAHHHH!" He covered it up. "It's not fair!" Ed and Katya slumped against the fence. "If only we were older."