Ed Edd n Eddy OC Insert (Ed x OC)

Over Your Ed

Double D was in his pristine bathroom, taking a bath. He reached up to get a loofah and vigorously scrubbed at his arm. He then looked closely at it and was horrified by the small speck of dirt he saw.

"Oh dear...STUBBORN GRASS STAINS!" He screamed at the sky.

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Eddy was in his shower, singing.

"Bop-do-bow bow-do-bow bow-bow, da-bow, boo-boom!" Eddy picked up a bar of soap. "Yeah! Whoo!" The soap slipped out of his hands and went skyward. "Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" The soap fell into his mouth and slid down his throat. He belched a couple of times and began foaming at the mouth.

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In Ed's very dirty, dingy, grody, disgusting bathroom, Ed stood in the middle of it.

"Hmm." He hummed. "Now what did I come in here for?" He shrugged and walked off.

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Double D was carrying sugar and a jug to a stand, which collapsed as he approached.

"May I help?" He asked.

"Stand back, let the pro do it." Eddy waved off. He fixed the stand. "Time to quench thirst! For cash." He leaned on the stand, and it collapsed.

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Double D was measuring sugar.

"One, two three grains of sugar." He mumbled. Eddy nailed the leg to the table.

"Am I late?" Ed asked, darting up.

"Just in time, Ed!" Eddy exclaimed. He reached under the table and got a sign. "Put this sign up!" The sign read En-O-Gee Drinks.

"Like this?" Ed asked.

"No! Higher!" Eddy instructed. As he helped Ed adjust the sign, his head was in Ed's armpit. He sniffed it, and the stench made him leap back a few feet. "Ed! You smell like a gym bag! When was the last time you had a bath?"

"I forget." Ed said. Eddy came over to Double D, who was still measuring the first spoonful.

"So Double D, those drinks ready?" Eddy asked. He slapped Double D on the back, causing his friend to spill his spoonful.

"Eddy, please!" Double D scolded. "I'm counting the sugar!" He added some sugar and went back to counting while Eddy walked off. Eddy came back with a bag full of sugar and poured it all in while Double D wasn't looking. "1...2...4...5...6...75...76... 77. A perfect measurement!" He added it in and stirred.

"Can I help?" Ed asked. Double D got a whiff but didn't say anything. "Add some of this!" Ed picked up the sugar jar. He tried to pour it in, but Double D protected the drink, so it all got spilled on his hat.

"Please, Ed, that's too much sugar." He insisted. Ed put the sugar bowl down. Double D sniffed it and was shocked by the odor. He then sniffed the drink and looked accusingly at Ed. "Go away please, I'll taste it."

"Okay." Ed answered.

"Smelly smelly smelly." Double D mumbled after Ed left. "He pulled out a gas mask and some air freshener. Ed was standing next to Eddy, who was pinching his nose shut.

"Hurry it up, Double D." Eddy said impatiently while Double D poured the drinks. He poured a last cupful and took a sip. The sugar hit him almost immediately, and he took off like a rocket into the sky.

"Whoa, look at him go, Eddy!" Ed exclaimed, pointing at their airborne friend. This action required him to lift his arm, and Eddy got a full-on blast of his armpit stench. Double D landed.