Some People Are Nosy Jerks!

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5 Guys

Washington St

Middletown, Connecticut

Me: *eating a bacon cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, and tomato, large Cajun fry, and drinking a chocolate Oreo cream shake, with Oreo cookies*

Greta: *eating a bacon cheese dog, with ketchup and mustard, and drinking a vanilla shake*

Woman: *walks to our table* Why are you two friends?

Me: Do we know you?

Woman: I asked you a question.

Greta: Will you go away and leave us alone?

Woman: Just answer the question!

And--here-we-are: *uses her magic wand to seal the woman's mouth shut* There!

Woman: *mouth sealed shut and muffled protests*







This story was written on Tuesday, February 27th, 2024.

A/N Don't people know when to mind their own business? Greta and I are amazing friends! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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