Aphmau's Terrible Puns and more
(Sorry this one isn't in bold)
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Vylad: [To Garroth] ...You'll probably be breaking doors when your older.
Aphmau: He didn't fix the knocking problem.
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Kawaii-Chan: Did you say that you ship Zanemau.
Kawaii-Chan: See that over there that's the exit . Use it.
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Travis: Why are we at the beach, Aph?
Aphmau: Well, can't you sea that we are going to build Sandcastles.
Travis: Oh my Irene
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Aphmau: [Turns fans on] I now have so many fans.
Kaitlyn: Damn it, Aph.
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Aaron: I have a tear in my jacket.
Aphmau: What a tear-ible situation
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Zane: The first time KC opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside she yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
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Dante: There are so many bees here.
Aphmau: Wouldn't bee cool if we could collect honey?
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Travis: How would you like your coffee?
Travis' Dad: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Travis, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
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