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Zianna This is the happiest day of my life!

Zane Really? What about the day you married Dad? Or when you're three sons were born?

Zianna Nope! Happiest! Day!

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Zane : You can only have one best friend

Aphmau : Says who?

Zane : Says LOGIC

Aphmau : WELL SCREW THAT LOGIC!

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PDH Gene: Yeah. Highschool isn't that hard.*Gene falls off his bike**Dante and Travis start laughing,*PDH Gene: I am going to actually murder one of you, and it's not gonna be Travis.

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Gene: Hey, Travis, do you ever just murder your friends over uno?Travis: What did Zenix do?Gene, crying: HE PLAYED A DRAW FOUR AND CHANGED THE COLOR TO YELLOW AND I HAVE TWO CARDS AND THEY'RE NOT YELLOW....

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Aaron: Yo what Hogwarts house are you guys?Zane: Slytherin.Aaron: Fitting.Dante: GryFFINDOOOOOOR!Aaron: Yeaahhhp.....Garroth: Ravenclaw~Aaron: That's a surprise..Aaron: Travis?Travis: I'm a-Zane: Hufflepuff.Dante: Hufflepuff.Garroth: Hufflepuff.Travis: Wait, How'd you guys know?-ten minutes earlier-Travis: aAron LOOKIT!!! KITTYYYY... HES SO FLUFFY AND NICE AND CUTE AND ADORABLE---Zane: Yeah... It was pretty easy to figure out.

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Dante: *laying on the couch in shorts, eating*

Gene: *walks in* Oh honey, You do not look good in shorts!!

Travis: *Runs in* Oh HE DID NO-

Dante: AND YOU LOOK LIKE A MOTHER TRUCKING RACOON 24/7 BUT DO I COMMENT??!!!

Travis: *Jumps back* DAAAYYUUMM

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Teony: Elsa just awakened something in me if you know what I mean.Ivy: ......you were gay for Elsa as a kid weren't you

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Dante, looking for his paper on stds: I CANT FIND MY STD'S!Travis, Crying his eyes out in laughter: ..i think thats a good thing...

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PDH Travis: Damn, I have science next.PDH Dante: Whats so bad about that..?PDH Travis: Science eats ASS, Dante!PDH Dante: .....haha-

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Terry: Okay Travis, Remember to put sunscreen on before going into the lake.Travis: Okay Daddy!!- An Hour Later -Travis: Look Daddy, I'm a watermelon now!Terry: TRAVIS, WHY ARE YOU SO BURNED!? IRENE, YOUR MOMS GONNA KILL ME!

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Travis: I swear to flip frICKING Irene, if I DONT GET A MCFLURRY IN MY LIFE RIGHT. NOW. I WILL STAB SOMEONE.

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Dante: And now, the weather, with our weatherman, Travis.Travis: ITS GON' BE H O T.Dante: Thank you Travis... *"Who hired this guy-"*Travis: CLIMATE CHAAANNNNGGEEEE.....

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Terry: Travis, stop putting batman stickers on the walls.......How did you even stick some of these on? These are stuck so high even I can't reach 'em..PDH Travis: Oh, I have my ways....~Earlier~PDH Travis, on Dantes shoulders: We got him this time, dude.

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Gene: MOVE, IM GAY.Zane: MOOVE, IM GAY-ER.Travis: Haha. You FOOLS. I AM THE JESUS OF THE GAYS. I AM GAYSUS? Gesus? Gasus? .....Homosexuaaaa.... Hm...homosus.Zane: Travis, you've only ever dated your poster of The Rock.Travis: NOT TRUE;;; I GOT A BOYFRIEND YESTERDAY, HIS NAME IS DANTE.

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PDH Aaron: Why are we learning that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell instead of learning how to hand in cheques to the bank, or how to do taxes. When will I need this?Mr. Gavin: ......... College.PDH Aaron: ......what the heck.....

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Garroth: Aaron, go put those corn dogs back.Aaron: you can't make me dO ANYTHING.

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Rachel: Aaron, put down the sock.Aaron, holding up a puppet ein:It's not a SOCK, mom, it's a PERSON. Right Ein? Right.•••

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Dante: When I get home... I need to go to the damn gyym.Travis: Oh, when I get home I mess around on Tumblr until three am.Zane: ....Zane: When I get home I'm gonna eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner all in one meal, then take a fat nap, then repeat. And that's all I do. Life of Zane.

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Dante: do you ever just...//Whips//Hyah??Travis: No, kind sir, I do not think I have ever Hyahed.Dante: 'Kind Sir'? I'm your best friend, don't even TRY. ME.

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Zane: Travis, what takes you so long to get ready in the morning?Travis: Uuuhhhhuhuhhhhhh...//Travis laying on a towel with nothing but underwear on, Brittany Spears blasting and scrolling through tumblr//Travis: I stay in bed longer than I say I do.

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