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Zane: You wanna see how hardcore I am, Gene?Zane: *Punches wall*Zane: Take me to the nurse.
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Aphmau: I'm cold
Aaron: Here, borrow my jacket
Aphmau: Man, we're such a cute couple
Garroth: [To Laurence] I'm cold
Laurence: I can't control the weather, Garroth
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Laurance: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?
Gene: Knife to the throat.
Zenix: Gun to the back.
Sasha: Poison in his cup.
Laurance: You're all horrible.
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Aaron: I have no fears.
Melissa: What if you woke up one day, and Aphmau was taller than you?
Aaron: I have one fear.
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Rylan: Good morning.
Daniel: Good morning.
Maria: Good morning.
Aaron: Good morning.
Dottie: You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a little?Blaze: mORNING FUCKERS!
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Zane: You're pretty dumb.
Travis: Thank you.
Zane: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Travis: all I heard was "You're pretty". I'm focusing on the positives of life.
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Travis: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.Katelyn: You were yelling at me about how we don't deserve ducklings.Travis: Listen, we live in a cruel, disgusting world, that is dark and angry. Have you seen a duckling, Katelyn? They are soft, fluffy, and pure.Katelyn: ..Why are you crying.Travis: They are entirely too pure for this world, we must protect thEM.
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Garroth: Do you ever get like...Water hungry?
Zane: Thirsty?
Garroth:...Water hungry.
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*Blaze, sobbing while Mr. Brightside plays*
Dottie: What's the matter-
Blaze: I loST ALL MY MEMES-
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Garroth: Why are you smiling so much, baby brother?
Zane: Can't I smile for no reason?
Aphmau: Travis tripped down the stairs.
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Dottie: For self-defense purposes, I'm gonna pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Daniel: Okay.
Rylan: Sure.
Dotties: If you want to live, give me your money!
Daniel: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Rylan: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
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Lucinda: *Pointing to a triangle* This mean it's 90 degrees
Dante: How can it be 90 degrees? It's winter
Lucinda: No the angle is-
Travis: Global warming
Lucinda: Goddamnit.
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Ein: *pointing knife at positive feelings towards others* Stay back, chick
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Sylvanna: I know you snuck out last night, Aphmau.
Aph, thinking: Play dumb!
Aph: Who's Aphmau?
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Travis: I fingergunned my way into this mess and I'll fingergun my way out
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