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Zane: You wanna see how hardcore I am, Gene?Zane: *Punches wall*Zane: Take me to the nurse.

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Aphmau: I'm cold

Aaron: Here, borrow my jacket

Aphmau: Man, we're such a cute couple

Garroth: [To Laurence] I'm cold

Laurence: I can't control the weather, Garroth

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Laurance: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

Gene: Knife to the throat.

Zenix: Gun to the back.

Sasha: Poison in his cup.

Laurance: You're all horrible.

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Aaron: I have no fears.

Melissa: What if you woke up one day, and Aphmau was taller than you?

Aaron: I have one fear.

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Rylan: Good morning.

Daniel: Good morning.

Maria: Good morning.

Aaron: Good morning.

Dottie: You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a little?Blaze: mORNING FUCKERS!

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Zane: You're pretty dumb.

Travis: Thank you.

Zane: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Travis: all I heard was "You're pretty". I'm focusing on the positives of life.

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Travis: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.Katelyn: You were yelling at me about how we don't deserve ducklings.Travis: Listen, we live in a cruel, disgusting world, that is dark and angry. Have you seen a duckling, Katelyn? They are soft, fluffy, and pure.Katelyn: ..Why are you crying.Travis: They are entirely too pure for this world, we must protect thEM.

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Garroth: Do you ever get like...Water hungry?

Zane: Thirsty?

Garroth:...Water hungry.

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*Blaze, sobbing while Mr. Brightside plays*

Dottie: What's the matter-

Blaze: I loST ALL MY MEMES-

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Garroth: Why are you smiling so much, baby brother? 

Zane: Can't I smile for no reason?

Aphmau: Travis tripped down the stairs.

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 Dottie: For self-defense purposes, I'm gonna pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Daniel: Okay.

Rylan: Sure.

Dotties: If you want to live, give me your money!

Daniel: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Rylan: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

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Lucinda: *Pointing to a triangle* This mean it's 90 degrees

Dante: How can it be 90 degrees? It's winter

Lucinda: No the angle is-

Travis: Global warming

Lucinda: Goddamnit.

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Ein: *pointing knife at positive feelings towards others* Stay back, chick

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Sylvanna: I know you snuck out last night, Aphmau.

Aph, thinking: Play dumb!

Aph: Who's Aphmau?

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Travis: I fingergunned my way into this mess and I'll fingergun my way out

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