Quotes I think Aphmau Mystreet Crew would say

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Zane: That's it, i'm not getting into anymore arguments with you.Laurance, examining his nails: Earth isn't a planet.Zane: how IS THE EARTH NOT A PLANET-

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Dante: What're you talking about? I'm like the backbone of this family!Laurance: You're more like the appendix. No one knows why you're here.

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Garroth: *Opens the door for Laurance* After you.Laurance: No, after you.Garroth: I insist, after you.Travis: *Pushes through them* After me.

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Aphmau: How are you? Travis: *Finger guns*Aphmau: That's not an answer...Travis: *Fingers guns, backing out of the room*

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Laurance: Hey, Garroth, can I ask you a question?Garroth: Shoot.Laurance: Why are we laying on the ground?Garroth: You got knocked out, so I decided to lay down with you so people think we're chilling.

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Travis: Wanna see if I can fit 10 marshmallows in my mouth?Aphmau: You are a hazard to society. Dante: Coward.Dante: Do twenty.

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Aphmau: You okay Travis?Travis: Why wouldn't I be?Aaron: No, she means when we saw you get out of the uber and fall flat on your face, and you just laid there for like 10 minutes.Travis:Aphmau:Aaron:Aphmau: We all saw it.

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Zane: You have friends, and I envy that.Garroth: You're welcome to my friends!Zane: *Looks at Travis, Dante, and Laurance* I don't want these.

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*At Travis' funeral*Dante: May I have a moment with him?Aphmau: Of course.Dante, leaning over the casket: Listen here, here I know you're not dead.Travis:Dante: You're supposed to sit up and say no shi-

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Aphmau: If I were a drink, i'd be grape fanta. What would you guys be?Zane: Sewage water.Aaron: Bleach.Aphmau: Please calm down edgelords.

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Gene: Can you pass the salt?Dante: Can you pass your classes?Gene: ....Too much salt.

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Travis: I just had a weird thought.Dante: What is it?Travis: If you're a security guard at samsung, does that make you a guardian of the galaxies?Garroth: Oh my irene...Laurance: *Painfully wheezes*

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Aaron: *Jumping from one death to another* Parkour.

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*Dante and Travis violently tapping the table*Laurance: Please stop we don't understand morse code.

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Dante: I need a friend. Someone who won't run away from me.Dante: Maybe send an angel, the nicest one you have.Travis, boarding the ship to Starlight: Whoops

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Travis: Don't you think that this is crazy?Dante: What?Travis: My heart is beating so fast right now.Dante: *Blushes* Why?Travis: Travis: There's a cockroach at your feet.Dante: *Jumps miD aiR*

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Garroth: I need a six letter word for disappointment.Zane: "Travis".Garroth: ...Garroth: It fits.

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Aphmau: Words ending in "ie" are so cute. "Sweetie", "cutie," "cookie"....Zane: "Die".Aphmau:

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Travis: I'm going to sing a song for you all.Travis: It's called "My Life Right Now".Travis: *Inhales and plays one chord*Travis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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