hemo (blood) philia (love). Y/n Toga loved blood. Just the smell of it makes her go crazy. When she was alive, she kept it a secret. But now, she's in hell, so bloodlust is normal and she can express herself without feeling like an out cast.
You tripped and fell into a portal then landed on a sidewalk. "Where am I..?" You thought as you looked around. Either people were killing each other or they were fucking each other. You looked up at a Tv. A short haired blonde woman starts talking, "Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy." "And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!" Introduces the shorter man wearing a gas mask, as an image of a snake-like man and a cyclops girl show up on the screen, "Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!" A clip of the two fighting was shown, as you looked at the TV in awe.
"Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?" Tom Trench says, followed by Katie Killjoy saying "Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot!" Tom looks over at something then says, "And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! Hoohoo!" He says as he wiggles his eyebrows. "Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass, Tom! Or should I say," Katie says and she pours her coffee on tom's crotch, "no dick?" Tom curls over in pain, "Ugh...not again!" A picture of a happy blonde girl. "Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break!" Katie says as she turns to Tom who was still in pain. "Suck it up, you little bi-!" Katie was cut off by the news cast going into a commercial break. You stared at the TV in excitement, you're brain soaked up all the new information the angry blonde had said.
As you waited, the Tv turned on to show the princess sitting by Katie. "Welcome back! So, Charlotte!" "It's... Charlie" The princess said nervously smiling. "Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!" Katie says clenching her pen in anger. "Well," Charlie starts, clearing her throat, "as most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me." Katie kills a slug with her pen as its blood lands on Charlie's cheek.
"Hell is my home and-" Charlie wipes the blood off and continues talking, "you are my people. We... we just went through another Extermination." Katie starts losing interest quickly and almost falls asleep. "We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance!" Charlies says, slamming her fist on table, waking Killjoy up. She walks up from Killjoy's desk "I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell?"
The princess starts to walks around the audience "Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption?" She throws her arm around one of the News Cast's staff members "Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve!" She returns to Killjoy's desk "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!" Everyone was silent, as if judging Charlie, making her lose her confidence. " Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily..." She said awkwardly. "I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...!" You here a demon snicker and say, "Stupid bitch" and then the sound of something else, as if the demon got punched. Charlie looks around, seemingly sad. "Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! ...Maybe I'm not getting through to you."
Charlie's hands were in the air as she was panting, obviously exhausted. Everyone looked at her in looked at her in either disbelief or disgust. "Wow! ...That was shit!" Said a demon with a top hat, everyone laughed. Charlie looked devastated and slumped back in her chair, making you feel bad. "What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?!" Katie said, as she continues laughing. "Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress!" Charlie said, gaining a little more of her confidence. "Oh? And who might that be?" Katie acts shocked as Charlie tries to look smug. "Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust!" "The porn star?" Tom said curiously.
"You fucking would, tom!" Katie says menacingly turning to tom, then back to Katie. "In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube" She said, motioning a handjob. "Oh, I beg to differ!" Charlie says and starts to count on her fingers. "He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now." "Breaking News!" yelled someone offscreen, making Katie shove Charlie out of her chair. "We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed." She says, as the live feed pops up showing a fluffy white and pink spider-like demon stepping on an egg and throwing a grenade at Sir Pentious. "Oh...shit" Charlie says in defeat. " 'Oh shit' indeed, looks like the one who joined the battle is no one other than," Katie gasps, "Angel Dust? What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now." Katie and Tom laugh at Charlie. "Ratings!" They said while doing jazz hands.
Charlie attempts to hide the live feed. "Don't look at this!" She says in distress. "Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival." Katie says as she looms over Charlie "Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure?" Everyone in room start bursting into laughter. Charlie glares at her, trying to think. "Yea? Well..." She starts to look around for something and grabs Katie's ballpin. "How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?!... Bitch!" Everyone stops laughing while Katie and Tom give her a death stare. Charlie laugh nervously and puts the pen down. "Oops." Tom runs off set as Katie appearance becomes more demonic.
