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Battle Begun: part 30

"I should have really thought about this before bringing Suguru here. What could possibly trigger him to wake up...?" -Geto thought to himself, looking at the body of Gojo sit laying on the ground, in some random street alley.

"Oh I know EXACTLY how to wake him up, without mentioning y/n's name, so he doesn't freak out and want to go find her hot headed." -Geto spoke to himself as he crouched down to Gojo's level and positioned his hands in sort of a funnel by his ear, to make it sound like a megaphone.

"THE SNACK SHOP BY THE SCHOOL SHUT DOWN-!" -Geto took a deep breath before yelling straight to his ear, and before he could finish Gojo snapped his eyes opened and stood up quickly.

"THE SNACK SHOP CLOSED?! BUT THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO SOLD MY FAVORITE SWEET CINNAMON JELLY DOUGHNUTS!!" -Gojo whined and wasn't conscious enough to understand it was a set up until Geto stood up and shook his head.

"Satoru....we have a problem in hand...it's about y/n..." -Geto started talking as he sighed and put a hand on Gojo's shoulder.

"What does my y/n have anything to do with the snack shop closing?" -Gojo asked tilting his head to the side confused with a pouty face.

"Wake up Satoru! There is nothing wrong with the snack shop! Y/n was kidnapped! She's sacrificing herself to save your fat juicy thick ass from death! Do you hear me now?!" -Geto started yelling at his face trying to make him remember.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT TO BEGIN WITH?! Did you just say my fat juicy thick ass? How often do you check out my butt? Am I THAT caked up?" -Gojo was poking fun at him, obviously not stressed about y/n being kidnapped since he knew he could save her in seconds.

"I'm gonna punch you. Would you stop being such an arrogant prick and help me go get your WIFE FROM THE HANDS OF THAT PERVERTED SOCIOPATH?!" -Geto grabbed him by his collar and looked up at him yelling at his face, as Gojo just chuckled.

"Daiki is strong...but I'm the strongest. He's nothing against me. It's like fighting an aunt. Just step on it and it'll be dead. He won't dare lay a single hand on my wife. " -Gojo then stretched his hands and touched his toes and did jogs in place, warming up his body.

"How are you gonna know where he took her? It could be in a million places." -Geto also joined him in his stretches, both of them in ripped clothing and blood stains on their faces and arms.

"I can sense her believe it or not. Y/n and I have been closer than we should have been lately...I should've been more careful. My heart beats the same pulse hers does. She's in a worry, I can feel myself getting anxious and nervous. My little girl is scared...oh how I'm gonna have fun cutting him in bits and pieces and throwing it in a lake somewhere." -Gojo finished stretching and opened a portal for them to go through.

"That's a little rude of you Gojo"

"Rude?! I thought you'd be on board?"

"How could you not invite me to your slicing-o-vation and expect me to be on board? A whole cutting ceremony? I'll bring the sauces to marinade him in."

"I knew I could count on you! Hop on in!" -Gojo gave Geto a friendly jab on his shoulder and hopped into the portal.