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South Korea witnesses his country's resident rate falling like flies. It was so low that the arrow dropped from the chart. 

South K: Oh no! I gotta raise these stats ASAP!

Searching for a solution, he looked left and right and was met with fewer optional countries.

South K: Heeeey! 일본, what do you say we-

Japan: いいえ.

South K: Fuck!

Rejected, he goes for the next idea. Might as well have a good time if he were to increase the the population.

South K: Mongolia, my guy! How about you and I-

Mongolia: Not happening.

South K: Damn it!

With no other choice, he goes to speak with his brother, a last resort.

South K: Do you... maybe want to unite?

North K: That was the most offensive thing you have ever said to me. I would like an apology.

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