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South Korea

A certain Korean peeks inside the private cast area.

South Korea: Is this the room am I supposed to be in?

Author: That's right, come inside and have a seat.

South Korea: Cool!

Author: Now that you're here, let's start. First quarry, you seem to be the most upbeat Asian in the group. What is it that makes you so optimistic?

South Korea: Unlike my brother, I prefer to look at the bright side of situations. Seriously, he could loosen up, or at least try for gosh darn sake.

Author: Oh? You weren't like that during the war between you and your brother.

South Korea: I was mad, and I had to fight for my rights. He is the traitor here, not me! We promised each other to always be together, but he broke our vows... our trust... our bond. To this day, we're still sworn enemies. Every night I pray, when will this feud between us end?

Author: You had plenty of countries helping you during the war, correct?

South Korea: Yes Yes! But out of all the supporters, America was my idol. He was amazing! Strong! And good-looking~ I would never have survived without any of their help!

Author: America took you and Japan under his wings. Didn't you despise Japan after the war?

South Korea: *Sigh* Yeah... Some bad memories are still intact, I get night terrors, the unspeakable things he did to me and my brother... horrifying. We made a truce to put our differences aside and get along in America's eyes, it's what he would've wanted. We're a bit of a mess right now, but we're slowly leaning towards each other.

Author: Despite the rivalry between you and your brother, you seem to show great care for him.

South Korea: Of course... even if he's an asshole... he's still my brother, I love him... He may not show it, but deep down inside me, I know he loves me too.

Author: How touchy. What do you think of the Chinese brothers?

South Korea: Ugh, they're both menaces. China was Soviet's beloved dog, he aided North and tried to kill me. Taiwan is a hoarder, trying to take me in as one of his own, he sure has a hard time letting go... It's a pity where he ended up, I wouldn't say he deserved it...  but I hope this retribution gave him time to think about his actions.

Author: Now that we have the 4 uncovered, what are your thoughts on Mongolia?

South Korea: Oa! He is the best! I hold no grudges against him, he and I are almost the same, we were both under Qing's harsh rule. We both have similar distaste for China and Taiwan. Ah, he is the most loyalist, honest friend you could ever have.

Author: Seriously? He was once Soviet's puppet too.

South Korea: Yeah, but he hasn't done anything wrong to me. Take it from me, just because we're in different economic systems, doesn't mean we should be enemies. And besides... he has changed... a lot!

Author: How does it feel to be a world-famous pop star?

South Korea: It's everything I dreamed of, although... it can get very stressful at some times; I learned to live with it.

Author: You have great songs by the way!

South Korea: Thanks!

Author: Alright, this is the question readers would really like to know. In the EA Adventures chapter 44 "Town of the damned". What happened after you and Akasha kissed? Did you two fuck?

South Korea: W-What!? NO! No, I don't exactly have any faint memory of what happened. Everything became a blur once our lips connected... Hmm... her sweet cherry red lips... U-Uhm, so... I don't know, I couldn't take my armor off anyway.

Author: Does this mean you were truly in love with the succubus?

South Korea: I was brainwashed, alright? I never loved her...

Author: You were showing emotions for her before and after you broke free.

South Korea: ...Can I please leave?

Author: Yeah, sure.