Paige's POV:
'BEEP' 'BEEP' 'BEEP'
"Ugh!" I groaned while getting off the floor. Ali has been staying with me ever since she saw the fight between her parents, but I don't mind helping out my bestie.
I turned my alarm clock off and started getting changed.
"Isn't today Thursday?" Ali asked groggily while turning to face me.
"Yeah," I said while pulling shorts on.
"We don't have school, stupid." Ali told me.
"What?"
"Spring break started today." Ali said in a 'duh' tone.
'Oh yeah' I thought to myself. I pulled my denim shorts off and scrambled back into bed, falling asleep again.
***
I woke up feeling more awake than this morning. I looked at the clock and it read 11:23 in neon green numbers.
I got up and saw that Ali was still asleep. I trudged downstairs in my grey sweat pants and soccer hoodie. I entered the kitchen and made myself a bowl of cereal, and sat on my living room couch.
I started watching old reruns of Monk, when my phone went off.
I answered the phone without checking who was calling.
"Hello?" I spoke into the phone.
"Hi, I reckoned that you ordered ten pizzas?" some twit on the phone said in a chinese accent.
Prank callers...
"Why yes I did," I said in a southern accent.
"Well when would you like me to drop it off?" the asshole on the other line said.
"How about you leave the pizza at your resturaunt and bring yourself over to my house...I could rock your world," I said creepily.
I heard the person on the other line clear their throat in awkwardness. I smiled to myself.
'Let's mess with them a little more' my evil thoughts told me.
I smiled, " Are you there? I know we haven't met, but I would like to get to know you better...if you know what I mean," I said.
"Uh, Miss that won't be necessary." the twit on the other line said.
"Oh, but it would. I haven't DONE it in awhile, so give me the honors to feed you my lust, to hold your big ass of a peni-" I started, but was cut off by the line going dead. I smiled triumphantly and put my cell phone down.
A second later, Ali came downstairs and sat next to me. I was about to start to eat my cereal, but she took it out of my hands and ate it.
"Hey, I was gonna eat that," I whined.
"No, you weren't," Ali replied while stuffing her face.
I sighed. Oh, well. I'll get food later, I don't feel like getting up.
I went back to watching Monk with Ali while she is chewing obnoxiously on MY cereal.
"What are we watching?" Ali asked in digust. I forgot that Ali doesn't like the same shows I watch. I usually watch Monk with Lil.
"Monk," I replied.
"Where are the hot guys?" Ali asked, trying to hide the cereal she dropped on my couch.
"Why do you always ask that?"
Ali shrugged. "I like hot guys," she replied.
"Don't we all," I agreed.
