"𝖧𝖾𝗒 𝗒𝖺𝗅𝗅!"
"𝖧𝖾𝗒𝗒 𝖭𝗂𝖼𝗈𝗅𝖾!"
Tweek: gurl, you sound a little too excited, wassup?
Nicole: Oh, ok! Soooo I got some news!
Bebe: omg your pregnant!?
Nicole: Girl, what? Hell no.
Marjorine: her pregnant? That's new.
Nicole: Anyway. We're getting married!!!!
Marjorine: ahhhh, I'm excited for you!
Tweek: When Is the wedding anyway? And who's gonna be there?
Nicole: On March 2nd and everyone I know is getting invited!
Marjorine: Oh! Did you invite Cartman and his fiance?
Tweek: Fiance?
Marjorine: yea! Her name is Yentl!
Nicole: Aw, that's a cute name! I think Tolkien already invited them.
Tweek: To be honest, I wanna see her now.
Marjorine: me and her gotta go to the mall anyway, you can come!
Bebe: Anyway, is there a theme? Personally yellow and purple suits you both for your wedding!
Nicole: Aww, I was just about to say the regular white and black, but girl, you just gave me an idea! Sure, we can do yellow and purple!
Marjorine: I'm totally gonna wear purple even if the purple is for guys and the yellow is for girls!
Nicole: Nah, the opposite way. Ima make them pissed.
Tweek: You're gonna make me pissed. Why I gotta put on yellow?
Bebe: Wait! How bout this... white and purple?
Nicole: Actually, that's not that bad! Feel happy now, Tweek?
Tweek: very!
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘇
Tolkien: yo guess what yall!
Clyde: she's pregnant!?
Craig: you know damn well she gonna say no.
Tolkien: right. You really tried it.
Kyle: You dumb fucks they getting married remember?
Tolkien: holy shit how you know?
Stan: not you being a smart ass!
Kenny: yo what we gonna wear?
Tolkien: She said yellow and purple but she probably changed it.
Jimmy: Y-yellow and pur-ple? Really?
Tolkien: ay, it was her idea, not mine.
Cartman: yea no shit.
Clyde: soo...you thinking about a groomsmen? You know, I'm hot, very sexy~, I can help you everyday if I wanted to!
Tolkien: I'm thinking about it.
Tweek: leave the man alone Clyde. The wedding is in March he has plenty of time to decide.
Craig: oh hey bae.
Tweek: hey~
Cartman: why aren't you with your little crew?
Tweek: we just got back from Bebe's house.
Stan: why the fuck is the wedding on March??
Kenny: weddings take a long ass time man..
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South Park: The New Generation
Non-FictionThese group of friends made such good memories when they were in elementary school, high school, college... and now that they finally graduated all three, it's time for adult hood. But what is this? Someone is pregnant? This is when they all decided...
