Shameless Season 2

I'll light a candle for you every day

[gallagher house]

[olivia is drawing while sitting on ian's bed while ian and carl are training for ian to get in at Westpoint]

ian: Dude, stop. 

carl: It's the best way to get six-pack abs...saw it on a YouTube video...[ lifts his shirt] what you think livvy...

[olivia just chuckles and continues to draw]

lip: [walking over] Hey, fuckward?

carl: Dickhead.

lip: What are you doing? 

carl: Helping Ian train.

lip: [sitting next to livvy] Yo, I was at the lab talking to this army guy from the Pentagon. He's a colonel or something. 

ian: Oh, yeah?

lip: Yeah. Thought he could tell us a little bit more about West Point. He was a student there.

ian: They're called cadets.

Debbie: [walking over] ♪ I will burn for you ♪
♪ feel pain for you ♪
♪ I will twist the Knife ♪
♪ and bleed my aching heart. ♪

[she then goes into the bathroom slamming the door]

olivia: What's up with Debs?

carl: Obsessed with death.

lip: Anyway, thought this guy might be a good lead.

ian: I don't know. Took that practice trig test today, only got a 73.

olivia: Five points higher than last time.

ian: I cheated.

olivia: Why do you want to go in the army anyway? 

carl: yeah...You're just gonna get shot through the butthole in battle.

lip: Hey, twat bag, the only reason you're not in summer school is 'cause they wouldn't have you.

[lip then lights up a blunt and hands it to olivia who is laughing]

[later]

[olivia, her sister, scott, veronica, kevin and the rest of the gallaghers are eating out at a restuarant after fiona found a purse with a bunch of money in it on the el]

Veronica: My steak is too rare.

fiona: Have this one, king Henry.

olivia: Hey, what was the final tally in the purse?

fiona: 526 bucks.

ian: Who carries around that kind of cash?

fiona: [checking the purse] Uh...Kim Furtado. 

Veronica: Some rich bitch.

sarah: In our neighborhood?

fiona: Uh, I was up in Glencoe having coffee with a friend from high school.

carl: That guy from your diary?

Fiona: Shut up, and eat your spaghetti taco.

veronica: You think it's real? And if so, can I have it? 

lip: Yeah, it is. The L-V's are two inches apart, seams are even, stitching's yellow, and the leather has turned dark brown from oxidation.

[everyone then gives lip a look]

lip: I read a lot.

fiona: Debs. Have more salad-- It's all-you-can-eat.

Lip: Um, hey, Fi.

fiona: Hm? 

lip: Know what you should do?

olivia: Ride the L more often?

lip: [taking the phone in the purse] I think I found her home number.Tell her you found her purse--I bet she'll give you a reward. shit, it went to voicemail--Leave a message.

fiona: Hi, Kim. Uh, my name's Fiona. I found your purse on the L. Um, give me a call back on your cell so that I can get it back to you. Okay, bye.

lip: Perfect. Now, don't give it back unless she gives you at least 200 bucks. That's how much we can get for it on eBay. All right, you guys...(Clears throat) Let's go stock up on chicken nuggets for home.

olivia: I heart sizzler.

[olivia, lip, carl and ian get up to stock up on more food]