Please forgive me for writing this
Hisoka POV
I was at the local toys-R-us looking for a LOL surprise doll (to shove up my a-) when I saw the most beautiful man I've ever seen.
There, standing like an angel at the gates of heaven, was Tony the tiger. He was built, a beautiful smile on his face and was very....orange. it's love at first sight. "Hello there, I am hisoka..." he turned around to face me, his one size too small toys-R-us uniform making him look like a sausage that I microwaved.
"Hey, welcome to toys-R-us we have grrrrreat toys and games!" He said, flashing his smile, he winks at me. I blush a little.
"Here just for you." Tony hands me a coupon for an LOL doll, I take it from him with shaking hands, I was so nervous! He's just too kawaii >//~//<
"H-h-h-how did you know I wanted an LOL d-d-doll?" I ask with my voice a bit higher pitch than usual.
The tiger just winks at me again and says in that sexy tiger voice "I have my ways." as he walks away after being called by his manager, I can't help but stare.
I find my LOL doll and head to check out. I greet the cashier who's name tag read 'Ronald Mc.Donald'. I spot Tony the tiger stocking more shelves in the distance. The cashier finishes ringing up my item and notices where I'm looking. "He's single, y'know." Ronald comments, I blush like crazy "W-w-what are you talking about?" I reply.
He just raises an eyebrow and hands me a bag with my things in it, "Your total is 47.43$.". I pay and leave the store as quick as possible, that was totally embarrassing!
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Hisoka x Tony the tiger
Fanfictionmy otp frfr /j This fic is rated m for mamma mia Don't ask why the cover is a twinkie its tge only image I had My dignity, sanity and shame had to be euthanized to write this.
