Hazbin Hotel Groupchat

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Charcharmorningstar added vaggietable, TheOfficialAngelDust, ChchchchchCherriBomb, KingOfHell94, Alastor, NiftyGalifty, ProGambler, CarmillaCarmine, OldestOverlordZ, CannibalKween, and SusanIsBetter

Vaggie: Charlie what the hell is this?

Charlie: a groupchat with everyone in the hotel and our friends :D

Angel: heyyyyyyyyyy

Husk: I haven't received a message on anything in years holy shit
Oh it's just you guys

Nifty: YAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY NEW FRIENDS

Carmilla: why am I even in here? I've only talked to like two people here

Vaggie: no clue Charlie's just a bit silly

Charlie: 😁

Lucifer: I told you this like 50 FUCKING TIMES, I am not sending you my feet, I'm not sucking your dick, and I'm not sticking mine in ANY of your holes. DO WE HAVE THAT CLEAR

Charlie: DAD WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!? 😨

Angel: uh oh kingy has a stalkerrrr

Lucifer SHIT sorry char I thought this was made by someone else

Alastor: Can someone please inform me why my cellular device keeps shaking in my pocket it is a mild inconvenience to me.

Charlie: hey Alastor! This is called a groupchat where we can all talk with each other without meeting in person :D

Alastor: how splendid
Though I can just teleport, so this is pretty useless to me

Charlie: oh :(

Lucifer: god damnit Charlie why did you add him???

Charlie: because I added everyone :)

Cherri: it's giving sir pentious
Rip snake boi 🙏

Charlie: real 🙏

Alastor: what's wrong king? Scared of the radio demon?

Lucifer: I could easily beat your Bambi lookin ass with only a pinky finger you're just annoying as fuck

Alastor: call me Bambi again and I'll řįp ƴøųř fůćƙįŋğ țĥřøāţ öůț

Lucifer: Jesus ok

Charlie: please don't threaten people here! This is meant to be a nice way for us to have fun and chat

Angel: awwww it was just getting good

Cherri: real I was betting on the radio guy

Lucifer: wow ok

Vaggie: I mean lucifer is the KING of hell so
But idk

Rosie: King or not, Alastor would definitely win no doubt

Alastor: Rosie???

Rosie: hey Alastor!

Alastor: Why hello long time no see!

Zestial: I was in a single episode why am I here?

Charlie: filler! 😁

Nifty: BADBOYBADBOYBADBOYYYYYYT
SCREAMIGN AAAAAAAAAA BAD BOY

Zestial: I regret having a social media account.

Vaggie: I think we all will once this chapter's over

Husk: just ignore it like me

Angel: awwww you don't wanna talk to me husker???

Husk: you're not crazy like the others
Well, not that crazy anyways

Nifty: we're all mad here :)

Cherri: not the Alice In Wonderland ref

Alastor: oh no please do not remind me of that set of moving pictures Nifty used to be obsessed with it

Nifty: I STILL AM
WHERE IS IT ALLYSTOR

Alastor: Nifty there are support groups for you
Say it with me, t h e r a p y

Nifty: a l i c e i n w o n d e r l a n d

Charlie: we really do need therapy down here in hell 😔
Can't you sort that out dad?

Lucifer: yerp
I wanted to do it for a while but I was busy

Alastor: making ducks I suppose?

Lucifer: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!?!?!?!
I mean
NO

Rosie: uh huh
Sureeee

Vaggie: making ducks?

Charlie: I thought you gave that up a long time ago 🤨

KingOfHell94 has gone offline

Vaggie: damn

Charlie: im going to go to bed I'm tired 😴
Goodnight guys!

Vaggie: Buenos noches babe I'll be there in a few

Angel: I fuckin hate work dude djskskaoajqm

Husk: me too

Susan: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP I JUST ATE A WHOLE ARM AND MY FUCKING STOMACH HURTS

Angel: by fallout boy

Cherri: HELPPPP