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Angel: im bored as fuck and tired as fuck holy shittttt

Cherri: Same omgash
There's like nothing to blow up Jesus christ

Rosie: eat someone :)

Alastor: brilliant my dear friend!

Angel: I ain't a cannibal sorry lady

Rosie: you can always convert to one!

Susan: yeah that's what I did
Also HOW THE FUCK DO I LEAVE THIS SHUT IM TRYING TO EAT SOMEONES TOES

Vaggie: if I have to be stuck here you do too

Husk: god damnit I was gonna say that

Susan: grrrrrr

Charlie: hey gang!!!

Carmilla: a reminder to the overlords in here that there's a meeting today

Zestial: thanks Carmilla

Nifty: BADBOY BADBOY BADBOYYYY

Angel: yall are so fuckin dry gaw daym

Husk: there's nothing to talk about

Vaggie: real

Nifty: I know what we can talk about ehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehwh

Alastor: Nifty...
No...

Nifty: WHERES MY ALICE ALASTOR PLZPLZPPLZPLZPLZPLZ

Charlie: cmon Al why won't you give her her favorite movie?

Husk: you don't want to see her while she's watching it...
I know from experience trust me

Angel: Nifty is a... interesting little thing

Alastor: Can someone please inform me what a 'ligma' is? Vox said something about it and I'm confused.

Cherri: oh god

Lucifer: LIGMA BAAAAALLLLSSSSSSS

Alastor: wow Lucifer I never knew you, as Rosie says, 'swung like that'

Lucifer: WHAT

Vaggie: that's the joke
Someone says ligma, you ask what ligma is, and they say ligma balls but not in a serious way

Alastor: then what is the point?

Vaggie: no fucking clue

Angel: for the funni

Alastor: it wasn't that 'funni'

Lucifer: skill issue

Alastor: wife issue

Charlie: ALASTOR!!!!!

Lucifer: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Rosie: THAT WAS A GOOD ONE ALASTOR

Husk: someone break out the popcorn

Angel: It's still popping
Slow ass microwave

Alastor: am I wrong?

Lucifer: we're just taking a break from each other
That's all

Alastor: mhm

Rosie: mhm

Angel: mhm

Husk: mhm

Nifty: MHM

Carmilla: mhm

Susan: mhm

Lucifer: shut it.

Charlie: guys don't be mean :(

Vaggie: we're just being honest sweetie

Alastor: yes, as the fallen angel said

Angel: I didn't fall?

Alastor: isn't honesty the best policy?

Lucifer: some things you should keep to yourself too

Rosie: you started it

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Cherri: SECOND TIME IN A ROW IS WILDDD

Angel: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Charlie: im gonna go check on him I think I heard him throwing some ducks

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Angel: fucking hell I have work soon
My holes are not ready

Cherri: gl angie

Angel: ty Chers

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Vaggie: god damn is everyone just leaving now?

Alastor: I suppose so

Nifty: I FOUND ALICE YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA

Alastor: oh great heavens we're in for a rough time

Nifty: HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Husk: I got the earplugs.

Alastor: thank you husker

Husk: don't call me that.

Zestial: I still don't get why I'm here

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